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Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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You asked for it.

[Proceeds to sit on his back and work his fingers at one side in a tickle.]

Asked for -

[ and then he screams. careful Vanitas. there could be kicking and arms flailing. ]

[It's a little difficult to keep sitting on him with only one arm, but he keeps tickling.]

[ sure is having a gigglefit. cheeks turning red. squirming. ]

Vaniiiiiiiiiii!

You asked for it! [Armpits are next!]

[ aw hell no. Karkat's flailing a bit to snag one of Vanitas' wrists. ]

Fuck you!

Hey, you had your chance to give the pillow back. [He can't really fight the hand grabbing his wrist though, chuckling.] Punishment.

You shouldn't have thrown it!

[ just gonna keep that wrist away from him. ]

Give it back.

[Pushing his wrist forward, against his thumb, to try and break the grip.]

I can't if I'm laying on it, dumbass.

[ it's a futile effort. Karkat can't keep a hold with Vanitas' arm with the guy sitting on his back. ]

[Zipping his hand to the other armpit now that it's free hurr]

[ squuueeeeeeal. ]

[Most hilarious sound ever. Laughing a bit, he keeps it up until Karkat has no breath left in him, and only then will he stop and stand back up, reaching for his pillow.]