019 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[shadowdive]

Not a dumbass. [Picking up one of the two pillows on his bed, Vani throws it over with some good aim; enjoy the pillow in the face.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ he bolts upright, turning his head and glaring. ]

What the fuck, man?

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[shadowdive]

[..... That reaction. Makes his face scrunch up as he tries not to laugh.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ fine then. he's just gonna steal that pillow, turn on his side, and curl up with it. ]

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[shadowdive]

I'm going to need that back. [Don't make me get up and come over there.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Nope. You forfeited your pillow rights once it touched my face.

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[shadowdive]

I need that one to prop my shoulder on. [Leaning forward and scooting to start sliding off the bed..]

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[usedshooshpap]

Use a different one.

[ ignore! ]

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[shadowdive]

[Silently setting his feet on the floor, he moves the few steps over and gives Karkat's side a jab with his finger.] Give it.

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[usedshooshpap]

[ swats hand away. ]

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[shadowdive]

[Jab jab poke poke poke]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ SWAT SWAT SWAT. ]

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[shadowdive]

[.....Reaching up and flicking an ear now.]

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[usedshooshpap]

You can cut the shit any time now.

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[shadowdive]

You have one last chance to hand it over. [This worked on Beato once, so hmmm....]

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[usedshooshpap]

And I say blow me. [ dismissal wave. ]

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[shadowdive]

You asked for it.

[Proceeds to sit on his back and work his fingers at one side in a tickle.]

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[usedshooshpap]

Asked for -

[ and then he screams. careful Vanitas. there could be kicking and arms flailing. ]

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[shadowdive]

[It's a little difficult to keep sitting on him with only one arm, but he keeps tickling.]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ sure is having a gigglefit. cheeks turning red. squirming. ]

Vaniiiiiiiiiii!

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[shadowdive]

You asked for it! [Armpits are next!]

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[usedshooshpap]

[ aw hell no. Karkat's flailing a bit to snag one of Vanitas' wrists. ]

Fuck you!

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[shadowdive]

Hey, you had your chance to give the pillow back. [He can't really fight the hand grabbing his wrist though, chuckling.] Punishment.

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[usedshooshpap]

You shouldn't have thrown it!

[ just gonna keep that wrist away from him. ]

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[shadowdive]

Give it back.

[Pushing his wrist forward, against his thumb, to try and break the grip.]