018 ♋ Voice => Video ♋ 4TH WALL

[usedshooshpap]

Remember how I've been saying lately that I don't feel fucking respected as an individual that is not human? Oh right, that's because my perspective, culture, and essence have been fucking scrutinized like a scienterrorist examining the brand new fucking microbe on a recently discovered planet out in the far reaches of the known universe. Let this be a lesson for all of you that I'm not human and shouldn't be expected to act like one!

[ he flips on the video feed now!  Karkat is now in all of his troll glory and is about to make a few points before running off into the sunset and having a time of it. of course behind him is his team of pokebeasts: a shiny Haxorus, Crobat, Growlithe, Sneasel, Espeon, and Luxray. ]

In no way do I even resemble one. First, let us observe the fact that I have horns. Do humans have these? Why no! They do fucking not. What about fangs? Claws. See these features of mine that humans distinctly lack? Do I LOOK built to scream about love, peace, and the American way? Fuck you sideways, I don't! I am a lean, mean culling machine and you would all fucking do well to remember that.

Now I'm throwing out my middle prongs to you all in a traditional salute while I fuck off to enjoy my REAL body. I might be dreaming, but look at all the shiny fucks that I give.

Shit, I forgot about screwing over my sleep schedule...

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ACTION FOR VANITAS - before the post

[usedshooshpap]

[ augh. he does not want to get up. but Karkat can only sleep so much before getting restless. grumbling, he trudges over to Vani's room. not like the guy sleeps much anyway, right? might as well bother the other while he can. ]

Hey shitsack... You awake?

[breatheinthefog]

Why does it matter, anyway?

[Video]

[usedquack]

[Yeah Duck's just going to stare at you with wide eyes. She's never heard so much profanity before.]

... what's a scienterrorist?

video; I HOPE THIS IS OKAY. . .?!

[mightydragon]

And what would you know about this American way?

[video?]

[thekidsare0kay]

What do you mean, 'real body'?

[video -- text]

[pinnedbangs]

[Just. Gonna stare. Except, he's really not staring he's just. Yeah, he's staring. But it doesn't matter because Karkat totally can't see him, right? Right.]

ok we get youre not human so what the hell are you?

Video~

[wholesales]

[Hey there, trollboy, on your feed is a short dwarf girl with pointy ears, hefting a massive brown pack on her back, complete with giant red battleaxe strapped to it. One hand's tossing and catching a Pokeball up and down in it.

She gives an enthusiastic thumbs up!]

Since when do humans ever care about anything not concerning them?

[Video]

[used_realtears]

[Nobita's current background? Sky.]

Wow...you're like a tiny oni!

[tentacletrainer]

[[Karkat, hope you don't mind a headband wearing tangela coming over and just. Sitting on your foot. Guile isn't far behind, all too happy to give his leg a friendly headbutt in greeting.]]

[hethoughtiwastricky]

What's a scienterrorist?

{Hey there, Karkat. Don't mind Joan here as she floats above you and just eavesdrops like it's no big deal. Because it ain't no big deal! The shiny Buneary in her hood looks so curious about this horned, grey person. Are you another Pokemon mister?}