018 ♋ Voice => Video ♋ 4TH WALL

[usedshooshpap]

Remember how I've been saying lately that I don't feel fucking respected as an individual that is not human? Oh right, that's because my perspective, culture, and essence have been fucking scrutinized like a scienterrorist examining the brand new fucking microbe on a recently discovered planet out in the far reaches of the known universe. Let this be a lesson for all of you that I'm not human and shouldn't be expected to act like one!

[ he flips on the video feed now!  Karkat is now in all of his troll glory and is about to make a few points before running off into the sunset and having a time of it. of course behind him is his team of pokebeasts: a shiny Haxorus, Crobat, Growlithe, Sneasel, Espeon, and Luxray. ]

In no way do I even resemble one. First, let us observe the fact that I have horns. Do humans have these? Why no! They do fucking not. What about fangs? Claws. See these features of mine that humans distinctly lack? Do I LOOK built to scream about love, peace, and the American way? Fuck you sideways, I don't! I am a lean, mean culling machine and you would all fucking do well to remember that.

Now I'm throwing out my middle prongs to you all in a traditional salute while I fuck off to enjoy my REAL body. I might be dreaming, but look at all the shiny fucks that I give.

Shit, I forgot about screwing over my sleep schedule...

Comments

[papshooshing]

Because I am fucking sick and tired of being scolded for being anything less than who and what I am, that's why it matters.

[breatheinthefog]

Some people are human, most people aren't. That's just how it is.

[papshooshing]

Yeah and I know that. Hell, I even respect that heaping pile of refuse. That doesn't mean others do and I have every right to feel like the oppressed individual that I am.

[breatheinthefog]

They care?

[papshooshing]

If they didn't, then why the fuck would I be going into this matter now?

[breatheinthefog]

It all sounds pointless to me.

[papshooshing]

Thank you for your mundane input on the matter. Take your consolation prize and be on your dreary way.

[breatheinthefog]

What are you doing this for? Fun?

[papshooshing]

To praise the powers that be for returning me to what I really fucking am. To prove what I am. To cram it down the protein chutes of everyone that dares to mock me and make claims of "but you shouldn't be."

[breatheinthefog]

Oh.

Okay. *shrug* Most people seem to have no good reason for doing anything.