usedshooshpap | 018 ♋ Voice => Video ♋ 4TH WALL

Remember how I've been saying lately that I don't feel fucking respected as an individual that is not human? Oh right, that's because my perspective, culture, and essence have been fucking scrutinized like a scienterrorist examining the brand new fucking microbe on a recently discovered planet out in the far reaches of the known universe. Let this be a lesson for all of you that I'm not human and shouldn't be expected to act like one!

[ he flips on the video feed now! Karkat is now in all of his troll glory and is about to make a few points before running off into the sunset and having a time of it. of course behind him is his team of pokebeasts: a shiny Haxorus, Crobat, Growlithe, Sneasel, Espeon, and Luxray. ]

In no way do I even resemble one. First, let us observe the fact that I have horns. Do humans have these? Why no! They do fucking not. What about fangs? Claws. See these features of mine that humans distinctly lack? Do I LOOK built to scream about love, peace, and the American way? Fuck you sideways, I don't! I am a lean, mean culling machine and you would all fucking do well to remember that.

Now I'm throwing out my middle prongs to you all in a traditional salute while I fuck off to enjoy my REAL body. I might be dreaming, but look at all the shiny fucks that I give.

Shit, I forgot about screwing over my sleep schedule...

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[ augh. he does not want to get up. but Karkat can only sleep so much before getting restless. grumbling, he trudges over to Vani's room. not like the guy sleeps much anyway, right? might as well bother the other while he can. ]

Hey shitsack... You awake?

Yeah. Don't know if you want to come in though, I've got a bit of a.. problem going on.

[Crossing his arms and sitting on the bed, he's presently trying to ignore the pile of these and these. The floods are far more interested in taking up all the space on the floor, where the birds are perching on everything but Vanitas himself.]

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Why does it matter, anyway?

Because I am fucking sick and tired of being scolded for being anything less than who and what I am, that's why it matters.

[ rolls his eyes and goes to open the door. ]

What? Having a hard time polishing your bulge or -

[ then his eyes land on THOSE THINGS. ]

What the fuck are those?

[Yeah Duck's just going to stare at you with wide eyes. She's never heard so much profanity before.]

... what's a scienterrorist?

Some people are human, most people aren't. That's just how it is.

[It's like he's dripping darkness too, though it's mostly coming from his arms. Turning his head away with a bit of an annoyed expression, because 'what part of don't come in here don't you get >('.]

My emotions.

[Actually, because of that expression on his face, a few more floods appear out of that wispy darkness.]

A virtually useless profession.

Yeah and I know that. Hell, I even respect that heaping pile of refuse. That doesn't mean others do and I have every right to feel like the oppressed individual that I am.

So what do they do?

[ you never said not to come in, dipshit. ]

Wow. I thought that you were a fucking repressed individual. This just proves how much I am right if they're actually manifesting themselves. Goddamn, Vanitas. Deal with your unresolved shit.

They care?

[Making more of a face, Vanitas half hunches into himself as the expression finally relaxes.]

They always did this before I came here. [Minorly monotone. More floods are made, but one of the archravens flies over and perches on the trolls shoulder, leaning with a curious face.]

You can tell which emotion they are by the shape of their eyes. [.... Oh, there's way more birds than floods.] They aren't unresolved, these are just how I'm feeling right now. [Reaching up and tapping his chest, Vanitas just looks down at his hand.]

I feel empty because they form outside. I had to learn how to deal with the emotions when they couldn't form like this.

Is that the only thing your infinitely inferior lobes gleaned from this?

[ then it kind of clicks! ]

So, wait. I thought we couldn't use powers here, fucknuts.

[ Karkat looks between the birds and the... things. Vanitas sure is one freaky guy. kind of gross. ]

...No wonder you have the emotional understanding of a freshly hatched grub though. Holy shit, that's a sad little half existence you have. Besides! How the fuck can I tell what emotions it is by eyes alone?

[ totally hasn't noticed he's all... gray again. ]

If they didn't, then why the fuck would I be going into this matter now?

And what would you know about this American way?

[Looking up, he starts to say something before raising an eyebrow.] Thought so too, but there are these random days every some odd months or so. I'm guessing that's your real form then, since this is mine.

[Gesturing up with two fingers to show two horns, a new creature pops out of the darkness.]

What kind of face does a happy person make? [He'll gesture at the birds.] What kind of face does an annoyed person make? [Gestures at the floods.]

All I know is that it involves bright lights in the sky, eating hotdogs until your guts erupt from the putrid mix you're sloshing in your stomach, and singing while tone deaf.

[ but then? he does a double take. ]

Terezi?

It all sounds pointless to me.

Thank you for your mundane input on the matter. Take your consolation prize and be on your dreary way.

What are you doing this for? Fun?

[ she moves in closer, but she doesn't have a good sense of where the device is so it captures only about a quarter of her face. ]

Surprise, surprise! Your eyes still work!

It sure smellllls like you've been having fun over here.

Yeah, because I really pay attention to what expressions people make.

[ his eyes narrow and Karkat reaches up, a claw nearly nicking a horn in the process. oh. OH. there might be a dream in the back of his mind about this, but goddamn. he's a troll again. he's a troll again. Karkat's eyes are wide and just... ]

Best fucking day of my life.

[ Karkat proceeds to pat himself down before looking at that thing in a shoe... and maybe leaning away from it a little. ]

Dude, this shit is kind of creeping me out.

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