018 ♋ Voice => Video ♋ 4TH WALL

[usedshooshpap]

Remember how I've been saying lately that I don't feel fucking respected as an individual that is not human? Oh right, that's because my perspective, culture, and essence have been fucking scrutinized like a scienterrorist examining the brand new fucking microbe on a recently discovered planet out in the far reaches of the known universe. Let this be a lesson for all of you that I'm not human and shouldn't be expected to act like one!

[ he flips on the video feed now!  Karkat is now in all of his troll glory and is about to make a few points before running off into the sunset and having a time of it. of course behind him is his team of pokebeasts: a shiny Haxorus, Crobat, Growlithe, Sneasel, Espeon, and Luxray. ]

In no way do I even resemble one. First, let us observe the fact that I have horns. Do humans have these? Why no! They do fucking not. What about fangs? Claws. See these features of mine that humans distinctly lack? Do I LOOK built to scream about love, peace, and the American way? Fuck you sideways, I don't! I am a lean, mean culling machine and you would all fucking do well to remember that.

Now I'm throwing out my middle prongs to you all in a traditional salute while I fuck off to enjoy my REAL body. I might be dreaming, but look at all the shiny fucks that I give.

Shit, I forgot about screwing over my sleep schedule...

Comments

[shadowdive]

Did I stutter? [It's not something he likes admitting.]

[papshooshing]

Why the fuck would you do that?

[shadowdive]

You asked me "what" when I told you why my face looked like that.

[papshooshing]

NO! Why the fuck would you tear yourself a new one on purpose?

[shadowdive]

They're disgusting. I don't like seeing them. [So he kills them, it hurts, and more are formed. Yup.]

[papshooshing]

They're a part of you, asshole.

[shadowdive]

I know. I still don't like seeing them.

[papshooshing]

That doesn't mean you put a goddamn hatched in their face!

[shadowdive]

Yes it does. Destroy whatever I see until I stop making them. [When I'm numb and what are feelings.]

[papshooshing]

No wonder you're fucked in the head, dude.

[shadowdive]

[He just gives a grunt.]