usedshooshpap | 018 ♋ Voice => Video ♋ 4TH WALL

Remember how I've been saying lately that I don't feel fucking respected as an individual that is not human? Oh right, that's because my perspective, culture, and essence have been fucking scrutinized like a scienterrorist examining the brand new fucking microbe on a recently discovered planet out in the far reaches of the known universe. Let this be a lesson for all of you that I'm not human and shouldn't be expected to act like one!

[ he flips on the video feed now! Karkat is now in all of his troll glory and is about to make a few points before running off into the sunset and having a time of it. of course behind him is his team of pokebeasts: a shiny Haxorus, Crobat, Growlithe, Sneasel, Espeon, and Luxray. ]

In no way do I even resemble one. First, let us observe the fact that I have horns. Do humans have these? Why no! They do fucking not. What about fangs? Claws. See these features of mine that humans distinctly lack? Do I LOOK built to scream about love, peace, and the American way? Fuck you sideways, I don't! I am a lean, mean culling machine and you would all fucking do well to remember that.

Now I'm throwing out my middle prongs to you all in a traditional salute while I fuck off to enjoy my REAL body. I might be dreaming, but look at all the shiny fucks that I give.

Shit, I forgot about screwing over my sleep schedule...

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That's still fucking cute.

... What? [Making such a face.]

[ brb laughing forever. ]

What's so funny? [Well, it does get him to launch to his feet and hiss.]

I can only imagine the expression on your face.

That is. If I could fucking see it.

[He'll let his visor fade back, JUST TO SHOW THE DISPLEASURE ON HIS FACE.]

[ STARING. HELLO PINK PUFFY EYES. ]

... What? I got food in my teeth or something?

No, but did you hurt yourself or some shit? Your eyes are all swollen.

[It's with a pause that he growls out his answer, helmet visor sliding up again.] No. I didn't.

[ eyes narrow aaaand KICKS. ]

Don't lie to me douchebag.

[The kick earns a punch in the shin.] I'm fine.

[ growls, rubbing it only slightly. ]

Hoofbeast shit.

[I am not discussing how 'killing my feels' hurts.]

[ just glaring at Vanitas, growling still a little. ]

[Pointedly ignores that growl and glare. Vani's just gonna sit again.]

Don't you just fucking sit there and ignore me, Vanitas.

[That's exactly what I'm going to do.] I have nothing to say.

You're being a prick. All I'm doing is asking a non judgmental question and you, instead, are opting to be a fucking wiggler.

I said I was fine.

Which is a fucking lie and we both know it.

[He's irritated, but its with a breath and a moment to gather his words before he speaks again.] The unversed are extensions of myself. It hurts me when they're destroyed.

[Prepared for being called stupid and getting swung at, yes he is.]

[ yeah only... not so much. yet. ]

What?

Did I stutter? [It's not something he likes admitting.]

Why the fuck would you do that?

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