027 ♋ Voice

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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and icky beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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[shadowdive]

I'm not going bald to make you of all people feel safe.

[Shoving again, he wants his god damned leg room, and he is going to get his god damned leg room. Sitting in one place for so long is an enormous pain in the butt, and it's almost literal with how his butt feels numb from sitting for so long.]

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[8etterl8]

[Snickering] Awwwwwwww. Poor Karkat is trapped between this blossoming black romance.

[roemance]

yeah wwell you only brought it ON YOURSELF dont you think kar
i think its a bit too late to be complainin about it noww dont you

[Is he only talking about the train ride here or...?]

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[kingofbelheir]

Sounds as though you're having a blast.

[He's got to admit, Karkat, that that background arguing is something he finds funny. He's here to be a distraction, though - and hey, why not learn something, too...?]

Who're you travelling with?

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Don't mind the chuckling.]]

Have you, by chance, invested in headphones or ear plugs? It might be a splendid time to put those to use. You could also consider putting them to sleep if you have a Pokemon small enough that knows Hypnosis.

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[used_trick]

I think it's sorta cute.

[Because Karkat was right, this is totally flirting. Or at the very least, highly reminiscent of the arguments that would routinely break out all the time at Arkham. Harley's getting all nostalgic here.]

Could'ya just move to another seat or something?

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[anignorantfool]

Romance?

[This goes beyond a little human ignorance in terms of troll concepts of 'romances' into something more personal for him. Since people seem to think his constant fighting with Winry equates to the same thing - which is just ridiculous!]

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[ghostytrainer]

any chance you can sleep the rest of the trip?
or are they too loud for that?