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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and icky beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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[ Karkat's just.... ducking down and curling into a seated ball.

you two are so fucking embarrassing oh my god. ]

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Like I care.

[Come on you living twig, MOVE OVER. Shoves a bit harder.]

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[Yeah nope, he's pretty comfortable here, now that you mention it!]

Well you should. Uncommon courtesy is very important in such a confined location.

[The trollface, as usual, is immaculate.]

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[ augh. ]

Would you two stop!?

[shadowdive]

If you don't move over, I'm letting Kat loose on you. [And you would have to deal with DRAGON SLOBBER. Not totally ignoring Karkat, since he's turning his head with a bit of a playful look, but the argument continues.]

lmfao I AM SO SORRY. GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN

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Which one? I'm kind of in way too close proximity to one of them. [Ew, Karkat cooties.]

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[ this is Karkat.

this is Karkat's foot.

this is Karkat's foot lunging at Sollux. ]

[shadowdive]

[Going to lean on back so that foot doesn't get him, though he's snorting.] I was going to let out my Pokemon, but he seems all over it.

[viiru2alert]

[See Sollux.]

[See Sollux dodge.]

[Dodge, Sollux! Dodge!]

[He didn't have anywhere near enough phsyical strength to stop Karkat's foot, but after the first flail he knew it would be pretty weak. Also Karkat was kind of a really short motherfucker. These facts combined meant that Sollux could totally squirm almost completely out of harm.]

[There was a perfectly good shot at Karkat's groin there, mind. But he didn't take it, because he's just Such a Good Person.]

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[ which is fine. Karkat hadn't really been looking to hurt Sollux anyway. but he does lean over and thunk Vanitas on the head and shoot a glare at Captor. ]

Would you two cut it the fuck out? God, I swear you two are being wigglers just to annoy the shit out of me.

[shadowdive]

[Making a face when he gets thunked too, Vani holds his head with both hands and frowns.] Hey, he started it! And seriously, do you want me to shave my head bald just to shut him up? [NOT WAITING FOR AN ANSWER] I didn't think so!

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I'm not asking you to shave your head, dumbfuck! [Sollux rolls his eyes.] Just cut it to a normal size. Is that such a monumental favor to ask?

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Honest to fuck I think both of you need a haircut.

[shadowdive]

It's fine the way it is.

[Grunts and shakes his head to the mention of needing a haircut.]

[viiru2alert]

I need a haircut? [Sollux ran his hands through his hair to accentuate the point. Sure, he hadn't been cutting it quite as much as he had been under his corner of Alternia's 'all heat waves, all the time' policy. But it was entire worlds from being long, and a couple of universes from being Vanitas.]

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Let me shave those side burns off.

[ grinning. he's teasing. ]

[shadowdive]

[Reaching over, Vani is just going to tug on some strands of Karkat's hair.] You need one yourself if you're going to make us chop some off.

[viiru2alert]

Sideburns? I don't have any sideburns.

[...Yes you do, Sollux.]

[He discarded his pride for just long enough to nod in agreement with Vanitas re: Karkat's hair, but didn't say anything. Hopefully the bastard would miss that, since he was kind of leaning halfway across the aisle and everything.]

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[ Sollux, you could be Wolverine's son if not for the fact that the douchebag actually has a Mohawk...

but details. Karkat snorts, grabbing at a lock of his hair. it's shaggy, but not much more so than his usual. ]

You guys are assholes.

[shadowdive]

As if you'd want us to be any other way. [Rolls his eyes at the complaint and flicks some of those locks before leaning back in his seat. And half shoving with his knee to get space again.]

[viiru2alert]

If you're concerned about assholes, do us all a favor and get your ass off the train.