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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and ~~icky~~ beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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Better hope you have popcorn and a cushy seat for when I do.

[ snorts. can even see him rolling his eyes. ]

It's funny people say that. At the time, I didn't see that there was this big fucking deal about all of it. After spending about two years away from it and in the presence of humans?

You start questioning everything, I guess.

I'll be sure to.

[He sees that. At least he didn't faux pas-]

Yeah. I hope you didn't try and kill anyone your first day here?

[He didn't have anything better to say then that joke, Karkat. Sue him.]

Oh please. As if I'm some kind of savage.

I'm kidding.

[Apologetic tone, even if the words wouldn't normally work as an apology...]

I'll let it slide. This time.

[Yesss. Have a smile at that, Karkat.]

I'm glad.

[...Although this conversation is five shades of awkward, now... man, what would a good subject be... Karkat, you got anything?]

What's that Castform do anyway?

[ how about that? ]

[ it is good! also i'm fluffing how castform works because i have no idea if i should rely on the weather here... assume it's a pretty hot day? /has looked for the weather to no avail... ;;]

He floats. [Beat.] He also changed shape this morning.

[He turns his camera over to his castform, who's floating along happily in the sunlight - and looks completely and entirely different. Upon noticing his master pointing the camera in his general direction, have him floating up to it curiously. HI THERE KARKAT...]

Is this typical?

[ don't think there's been a weather forecast 8O

as for Karkat, he's just staring. yeap, baffled. ]

I've never seen anything like it. Deerling changes with the seasons, but that's it?

[From the looks of it there hasn't been one in ever....]

Huh.

He changed to this when he left the tent this morning. I'm not sure what to think.

[because he's just short of having enough levels to test Ember or Water Gun and see STAB at work...]

The dex did call him the weather pokemon, so I think it might be related to that. Not sure what it means exactly for him, though.

[ under calender here. it's just a different set up than previously. ]

You certainly know how to get stuck with a weird one.

[aah! okay, sweet. thanks! and since this was posted on a sunny day i can totally get away with this.]

You've summarized my entire life.

[Not really, and his joking tone highlights that, but man he has some weird friends. Atsuro and Yuzu not counted, but Naoya and Midori and Amane and welp.]

[ ha ha. yeah. thought i'd give it a better look. ]

Pfft. I think that summarizes everyone's life right about now. You hadn't noticed that some of the people around look a little strange? Patchy skin? remnants of horns?

Gravity defying hair?

[Was that a light jab at the background argument? Probably.]

I hadn't, since I've seen all of... twelve people?

Let's just say some of us, NPC or otherwise, had gotten sick about a month back. It caused some mutations in our appearance. They haven't all went away yet.

[ Karkat's eyes are slowly going from blue back to red. herp derp. ]

It's also the reason that some of the Centers and Gyms are shut down still.

Ah!

[He just remembers he saw Atsuro with some markings...]

I think I've met someone who mutated. He just looked like he got in a fight with a sharpie, though.

[Blue looks natural and Kaz has no idea. Don't start with him. ~~if i canon update him to king of bel route they can make the swap together -- /shot~~]

That... sounds reasonable.

Yeah, that's about right. Vani and Sollux over here got the worst of it.

[addenum: finish it!!!! it's so much fun.]

[That invokes his interest.]

What'd they get?

Sollux looked like he got into a fight with an electric socket.

[Pfft, his grin reforms. He's probably imagining something sillier then the truth.]

And Vanitas?

Whatever he got crossed with had saber tooth like fangs and a nasty electric charge.

[He resists a 'your friends are certainly shocking' pun...]

Sounds fun.

...Hey, what gyms are closed?

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[ he's made a few jokes at their expense. ]

Saffron in Kanto. I think Ecruteak is along with Goldenrod in Johto.

Ah, thanks.

[Checks his map, really fast.]

Looks like I'll be fine, if I decide to do gyms, then. Won't be near those for a while.

Yeah, probably. My guess is that they'll be up within a month or two.

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