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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and ~~icky~~ beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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[ and that tells him pretty much everything right there. Vriska does feel a matter of guilt. okay. his respect has now increased a bit.

but he won't tell her it's all okay or expand on these feelings. doesn't need to. she does have her pride and he won't damage it more. ]

Is it just that we've been human too long or is it something that we just didn't acknowledge til now?

Ugh who knows. [Everyone keeps reminding her that she's human lately. She'd almost forgotten.

A pause, then a thoughtful sideways glance.]

Do you miss being back home?

[ he looks thoughtful for a moment. ]

I don't know. It's been almost a full sweep for me since leaving Alternia. And where I was in time was just... Floating through space.

There's not much to miss, aside from friends. Even then I only got to see some of 'em in dreambubbles.

Last thing I remember is getting stabbed, so in some ways this place isn't so bad in comparison.

[Shrug.] Though it could really use more explosions and super powers.

[She grins then, because what is letting this get all serious. Fuck this sentimentality bullshit, let's blow things up! Only not really...]

Oh my god. Do we really want Sollux to have his psionics back when he's in a foul mood?

Does John really need the windy thing here?

[ yeah. sentimentality. Vriska's not really one for that and hey. he had gotten his answer. ]

Hey, the windy thing is cool! [Dude, don't diss the windy thing! That was like her masterpiece plan, tricking John into dying so he could be a coolkid godtier with her.]

Though you miiiiiiiight have a point about the Psionics. Especially with his new intentions of 'keeping an eye on me'. Hah! What a lame-o!

What? Didn't tell him you and John were working pale?

[Shrug] He thinks I'm going to go crazy with this whole FLARP idea or something. Which John is in on and helping me scheme up a good plot.

Either way it got Sollux to play along. Maybe I can send him on wild wingbeast chases. Ha hah!

[Oh yeah Karkat, by the way...] You should get in on this FLARPing action while you have the chance. It'll be great!

If John's helping, there's no reason to be that suspicious.

[ shrug. and a snort. ]

Why would I want to participate? I never did back home.

Oh come on Karkat. It'll be fuuuuuuuun!

Oh wait, that's right. You're allergic to fun, I forgot. [Eyeroll.]

Ah ha. Yeah right. I'm so much fun you wouldn't be able to deal.

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