027 ♋ Voice

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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and icky beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Again. You asked for it.]]

[papshooshing]

[ JUST GONNA BE OVER HERE. DYING FROM EMBARRASSMENT. ]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Well now that your friend has put in his two cents, it might just get worse.]]

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You two shouldn't be allowed to speak. Ever.

[tentacletrainer]

Unfortunately we've spoken before and I quite like him. So I am not so sure that statement can ever be followed.

[usedshooshpap]

It was a mistake then and it continues to be a big mistake even now.

[tentacletrainer]

Karkat, you cannot keep what is obviously a beautiful friendship apart. This cannot be a mistake.

[usedshooshpap]

It can be if it gives me a near heart attack.

SERIOUSLY. I CAN HEAR YOU TWO.

[tentacletrainer]

I know you can. I promise I don't believe you to be deaf. But really, this is a conversation of admiration for you. What is so bad about that?

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Because guys don't do cute.

[tentacletrainer]

Nonsense. Guys are plenty capable of 'doing' cute. John and yourself being two wonderful examples of that.

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That is entirely biased on your part.

[tentacletrainer]

Perhaps, but Vanitas agrees that you're cute so there must be some small ounce of truth in there.

[usedshooshpap]

He's also biased. For obvious reasons.

threadjack party.

[ghostytrainer]

agreeing with karkat on this one.
guys don't do cute.

threadjack party 8)

[usedshooshpap]

Thank you.