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[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and icky beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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[usedshooshpap]

We work. That's all I fucking care about.

[roemance]

Wwhatevver. I'd say don't come cryin' wwhen it all goes to shit but you'vve made it painfully obvvious that you get ovver people pretty fuckin' fast.

And it's not evven in a quadrant Kar. Wwhat are you evven thinking?

[shadowdive]

[Still on screen even if he's just letting the conversation go, Vanitas slips his arm around Karkat's shoulders and sets his chin down, expression surprisingly calm. Really, he just wants to give Eridan such a nasty smile, but this is someone Karkat still called a friend. Not a very good friend, but enough that he'll pull back enough.]

He's thinking he's happier this way, dipshit. [Turning his eyes up, he's just checking to make sure Karkat is doing fine; if not, he won't hesitate to shut the gear.]

[roemance]

[Such an effort to not completely flips his shit over this conversation.] Shovve off an' givve the gear back to Kar.

An' think yourself lucky I ain't there 'cause I'd slit your fuckin' throat out for darin' to speak to me like that.

[usedshooshpap]

[ gives Vanitas a few gentle cheek paps before shoving away. ]

Don't aggravate him too much, idiot.

[ sigh. ]

Eridan, it's been over half a sweep for me. How long do you expect for it to take for me to get over someone that wouldn't even fucking remember anything about what we had?

Even then... It wasn't you.

Guess who picked the pieces up? Vanitas. Who has been watching my back pretty consistently since we became friends? Vanitas. Who is that actually gives a fuck about me and expects no form of repayment? Vanitas. Who was willing to wait until I sorted things out instead of getting pissy and bitter? Vanitas. In the end... Who is it that accepts me for all that I am... Mutations, defects, and my faulty personality and doesn't think of it as a handicap? Vanitas.

All in all? I don't see where I'm going wrong here.

[roemance]

Aside from the fact that it's wwith him an' wwill only end in disaster, you're not evven in a quadrant, Kar. You ain't human you're a troll an' it's disgraceful.

And you just said so yourself that those twwo wwere blackflirtin' wwith each other, wwhere does that fit in if you havve some sorta quadrantless arrangement? I knoww you don't givve a shit about at all but I am actually tryin' to get you to see reason here.

[usedshooshpap]

That was a joke because it pisses both of them off.

And I learned in the Veil that the only quadrant I'm capable of keeping is the pale one. I just want to keep one person and one person only for both of my red and back. So why the fuck not try it the human way?

Funny how Captor didn't see this as an issue.

[roemance]

Because the human wwas is infefior an' horrid. Next you'll be sayin' you wwant to start one of those ridiculous familial units wwith them.

An' I'm not surprised he had no issue wwith it seein' as he wwas hardly capable of bein' a decent troll to begin wwith, bein' a human probably suits him better.

[shadowdive]

[Rolling his eyes, Vanitas raises an eyebrow at the screen with a deadpanned expression.] Sollux is a better friend than you, at least.

[Sry KK, but he's reaching out for the Gear again and snapping it shut. CLICK!!!]

[roemance]

[He doesn't even get to use the great insult he totally just prepared because Vanitas HUNG UP ON HIM.]

[FUCK THAT GUY. SO MUCH.]