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027 ♋ Voice

[ hello people of Johto an Kanto. are you ready for Vanitas and Sollux fighting? welp. sure hope you are because that's exactly what's going on here. ]

Quit taking up all the space.

I'm taking up all the space? You're the one with hair bigger than your head, asshole.

I'd cut it but can't have knives on a train, idiot. Now move over.

Like you couldn't have done it before we left? Newsflash: when you're sitting in a train, not everyone has room for their luscious flowing locks. [He's not moving an inch.]

[ Karkat groans... and the two continue to bicker in the background. ]

Oh my fucking god they will not stop! I knew this was such a bad idea. I should have gotten a different seat. One lodged all the way in the back so that they can continue to romance each other in the blackest of dances. I mean seriously, holy shit! People are staring at us, but no! Oh no. They have to prattle on and argue about goddamn hair of all things!

[ in the background: I don't really care how long it gets; quit your whining and find something better to bitch about other than my hair. ]

It's. Fucking. Hair!

[ also in the background: It's also a national fucking emergency. Look at it. You could hide a bomb in that thing. ]

Someone help me. I don't think I can take another three hours of this asinine garbage. If I am forced to sit through this festering cesspool of petty fights, I might be two travel partners down...

Shut it, I don't want some officials thinking that could be true and putting their nasty hands all over my head!

Pokémon Center got blown up? Ok. Freaky magic powers? Sure. But it could go off at any minute and we could destroy miles of valuable Johto countryside. [ ... ] Look, I do not feel safe with your hair around, ok.

SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE!

(( ooc: gray is Karkat, red is Vanitas, and ~~icky~~ beautiful yellow is Sollux. ))

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Just a warning. Vanitas has no social skills and Sollux can be a douchebag. The later is also bipolar, so tread carefully. Stick to gaming and bees and you'll do fine.

[ since he's talking... that's a yes to the want to talk question. ]

[He gets that, definitely. Wordless responses.]

They sound fun.

I can't imagine how you put up with them.

[He's travelling with three magical girls and he will never let this go. ~~suck it karkat~~]

Edited (fucking icons fdjksfdsa also spacing) 2012-08-20 00:39 (UTC)

Did you know the move "sing" works on people too?

[ that's such a hint. ~~hey... it's his best friend and boyfriend. that's good company~~ ]

[That gets a snicker out of him and this grin. He's been learning what moves do.]

I didn't. Learn from experience?

[He caught that hint. ~~however he knows none of this bff and boyfriend stuff~~]

Edited (herp tenses) 2012-08-20 01:01 (UTC)

Sort of. I tried it as an experiment once.

On which one of them?

Vanitas. The guy was a whiny bitch when it came to sleeping.

At least you found a solution. He better now?

Sort of.

He needs a bed partner of sorts, but he does sleep.

That's better then nothing.

[There's an unspoken assumption about that bed partner. He's of the opinion it's a pokemon, unless Karkat is playing teddy bear. Which, from what he knows, he doesn't see him doing.]

How'd you meet him?

[ hint: it's Karkat. ]

We just talked on and off over the network. He didn't start traveling with me until I was trying to get to Mahogany.

[Kaz has no idea and probably shouldn't ever be told ever because then he will assume you have a teddy bear interior, Karkat. Like Kaido. God, just never make him think you're like Kaido. He will tease the fuck out of you if you do. Kaidos are his prey.]

Ah.

How'd you meet Sollux, then?

[Kaz has to try twice to get the name right. Dumb stupid troll names.]

[ fff because Karkat secretly is about as hard as the most plush teddy bear? ]

Sollux and I have been bros since forever. I never actually met him until after Alternia was pretty much wasted.

[ Baby, he confuses the hell out of Kaido since he's a softie with a violent exterior and likes to say things right out of left field to him. A relationship based on Kaz confusing the fuck out of Karkat like he does Kaido can only end well. ]

Ah. So you met before you came here?

[A pause. Alternia does not sound like any place he knows.]

Are you from Earth, or somewhere else?

[ Is he prying a little bit? Yes. Is it a fair question? Yes.

...~~He didn't pay enough attention in Geography to know if Alternia was the actual name of something~~...]

Yeah. Teammates and best friends all wrapped up in one fucked up bundle.

[ he waves it off. the rest of it doesn't bother him. not really. he's talked about it so many times by now. ]

My friends and I are from Alternia, a planet that exists in a different universe.

Teammates?

[The way he said it reminds him of his situation back in Tokyo...

...Also, he swallows that Alternia thing without a single change in expression. Give him a round of applause.]

Ah. It a fun planet to be on?

That's a long story. Maybe I'll tell you about it eventually.

[ ah ha. most people do believe it. derp. ]

Alternia isn't fun. The culture of my people define fun as killing the asshole next to you before they get you. Survival of the fittest in a system that humans might refer to as fascism.

I'll look forward to that, then. If you decide to.

[To be fair, it's really not hard to swallow. They're in a strange new world anyway.]

...Sorry for bringing it up, then. At least you're here now?

Better hope you have popcorn and a cushy seat for when I do.

[ snorts. can even see him rolling his eyes. ]

It's funny people say that. At the time, I didn't see that there was this big fucking deal about all of it. After spending about two years away from it and in the presence of humans?

You start questioning everything, I guess.

I'll be sure to.

[He sees that. At least he didn't faux pas-]

Yeah. I hope you didn't try and kill anyone your first day here?

[He didn't have anything better to say then that joke, Karkat. Sue him.]

Oh please. As if I'm some kind of savage.

I'm kidding.

[Apologetic tone, even if the words wouldn't normally work as an apology...]

I'll let it slide. This time.

[Yesss. Have a smile at that, Karkat.]

I'm glad.

[...Although this conversation is five shades of awkward, now... man, what would a good subject be... Karkat, you got anything?]

What's that Castform do anyway?

[ how about that? ]

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