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[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

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[usedshooshpap]

I have no horns at the moment, so your statement is moot.

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[viiru2alert]

You know what I meant, bulgemunch.

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[papshooshing]

Do I, Captor?

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[viiru2alert]

I hope so, because otherwise you'd be completely worthless as a human-troll being, and that would just be really fuckin' sad.

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[usedshooshpap]

Hey... What are we bitching about again?

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[viiru2alert]

...

[Sollux falls silent, trying to think.]

Dunno.

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[papshooshing]

Let's just go out to eat and catch a movie.

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[viiru2alert]

[Goddammit.]

Yeah, okay.

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[usedshooshpap]

An action one. With lots of explosions and shit.

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[viiru2alert]

Better. [He smirks.]

I'm sure they'll throw some romance in there anyway, to appease the ladies.

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[usedshooshpap]

Either that or something halfway explicit.

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[viiru2alert]

Everyone wins. [He throws up his hands.] So where are we meeting at?

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[usedshooshpap]

Where are you at?

video ==> action

[viiru2alert]

Not far. I'll be back in a few and we'll figure something out from there.

[And miracle of miracles, there he is, strolling right in because hell yeah Vanitas' key.]

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[papshooshing]

[ which has Karkat staring. why would you need to steal a key? ]

~ATH behaving better?

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[viiru2alert]

[Because he can.]

Marginally.
Still being obnoxious, but he's got a few things.

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[papshooshing]

[ well whatever. he's got the newspaper open, looking at movie times and titles. ]

Gee, wonder who that sounds like.

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[viiru2alert]

[Not even going to grace that one with an answer. Instead, he walks over behind Karkat and reads over his shoulder.]

Anything good?

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[papshooshing]

There's one that involves a rampaging giant Charizard. Kind of sounds like the Giant Mutant Prehistoric Beast that Constantly Attacks the One Coastal City but Then Turns Around to Defend It From Various Other Beasts that Threaten to Destroy the Tranquility of the Trolls that Live There Which Features Bad Puns, Computer Graphics, and Equally Bad Lip Syncing.

[ Godzilla. ]

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[viiru2alert]

Sounds brainless enough to entertain us both for an hour and a half.

[Acceptable. He secretly liked that movie, in a very So Bad It's Good type of way.]

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[papshooshing]

[ Karkat adores that movie for the novelty of it. and the fact it's a classic. ]

Pizza to eat?

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[viiru2alert]

Fine.

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[papshooshing]

If you have any other options, spit them out.

[ Karkat is reaching for his wallet, giving a quick glance to the sleeping boys.

it's just a week. ]

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[viiru2alert]

[Sollux spits nothing, instead following Karkat out the door. He hasn't even dropped his bag; all amassed Poké he's got is in there. Like hell he's letting Karkat Vantas pay for his movie ticket.]

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[papshooshing]

[ whatever, man. Karkat will be happy to not pay for Sollux.

Karkat's getting a pizza with all of the meaty toppings. breadsticks too. ]