026 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

That's where the train takes you? It runs from Goldenrod to Saffron and takes about six hours.

[viiru2alert]

[...Facepalm.]

The train.

Duh.

Fuck me.

[usedshooshpap]

[ brb laughing ]

[viiru2alert]

And fuck you, too!

[usedshooshpap]

Hey man. The train is right there. The sign could slap you in the face every day and you'd still forget it.

[viiru2alert]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[usedshooshpap]

Exactly what I said.

[viiru2alert]

Whatever.

[He heads for the door.]

I guess if you're starting with the first one anyway, I'll go with you.

[usedshooshpap]

[ follows after. ]

If you want to stay, it's like I said. Won't stop you.

[viiru2alert]

Might as well.

[Of course, this is total bullshit. He doesn't want to leave Karkat.]

[usedshooshpap]

You are absolutely the worst best friend, you know that?

[ but you're still his best friend regardless. ]

[viiru2alert]

No, I didn't realize that the other twenty million times you said it.

[Huge asshole. Best friend.]

[usedshooshpap]

You always need to hear it one more time.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, I guess I do.

Bulgeslurper.

[papshooshing]

Nooksludge.

[viiru2alert]

Globe-fondling shitlick.