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[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

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I'm sure you could have demonstrated a different way than spraying them in the face with water...

Or maybe they just won't wake up and you can movve on wwith your life.

Well, ain't you just a charmer.

[...That little snark was brought to you by a sarcastic little kid on the other side of the screen. Still, she's snickering--that's clearly not the only thing she's amused by.]

So to 'experiencing memories' [She even does air-quotes.] back home's pretty much at the price of bein' completely immovable? Sounds pretty inconvenient.

It's not like they can feel it and it'll be dry by the time they wake up.

Thank you, Ampora. Here my friends are, pretty much comatose, and you would just love for me to fucking ditch them at their most vulnerable.

Fucking hell, I am so glad you are not my conscience.

I am the most charming, thank you for realizing this.

[ though he says that with an eyeroll. ]

It is inconvenient, for everyone. Guess who gets to take care of their sorry nubs while they're out?

Edited 2012-08-03 05:00 (UTC)

Yes, yes, don't let yer ego get too large from that now.

[Looks like sarcasm party 2012 has begun. Peacock laughs at the next portion, though.]

What are ya, their dad or somethin'? If they're gonna be asleep that long, sounds like they'll be fine on their own. [Unless, well you know, they need to be force fed or something like that.]

What if they have a dream of being thrown into a lake because of that? It's said outside influences can affect dreams sometimes.

...they really don't look anything alike, huh?

[She's worried, but Karkat's right. They're probably doing what the trollhuman himself did a few weeks ago]

Heh, it wwas sort of a joke I don't really expect you to think that.

So wwhat's actually wwrong wwith them?Is that wwhat happened to you wwhen you said you wwent back for a bit?

So that's what that was.

...Up to a week, you say? No longer?

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Oh well?

Whatever...

[ ANYWAY. ]

It is what happeed to me and I guess Rose too when we went back to the Veil for some time. I don't know how long she was out, but I was like this for about a week.

I am also the most humble, thank you very fucking much.

[ though Peacock is going to see his brow raise a little. Dad. ha ha. far from it. ]

They still need to be fed, you know.

I don't think anyone's been out longer than a week.

Why?

No, not really. I think I would be creeped out if they did.

[Then what's up with Vani saying he's part of Ven?]

Unless they were twins, then yeah.

[ Karkat knows, but it's not his place to say. ]

Isn't there another kid here who looks like Ven anyway?

...maybe? I thought it was just the same guy, so I dunno.

Well I guess I don't have to wworry about that happenin' to me seein' as I pretty much reached the end of my timeline.

[ANYWAY.]

Does that mean you're stayin' in that town for a bit then?

You still exist in a dreambubble, Ampora. Who knows what shit you could get into there.

[ just... throwing that out there. ]

I'll be in Goldenrod until they wake up.

[Doesn't wanna talk about that. Is probably in a dream bubble getting dream-yelled at by dead-fef or something equally horrible.]

Wwe're not that far from you an' I think that's wwhere me and Cher are headed to next.

I'm not going anywhere, so better hurry your asses up.

Givve us a couple of days at most.

Now you're just giving yourself too much credit.

[She smirks when she says that first bit...but the second one does cause her to think for a bit there. ...Well, he does have a point.]

...How exactly are ya gonna feed 'em then, wise guy? [Her first thought is sticking a tube in or down their throat, but she wants to hear it.]

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