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usedshooshpap) wrote2012-08-02 08:53 pm
usedshooshpap) wrote2012-08-02 08:53 pm
026 ♋ Video
[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]
Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.
Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.
[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]
Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.
Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.
That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.
Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.
Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.
[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]
Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.
Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.
That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.
[Video]
[ though he says that with an eyeroll. ]
It is inconvenient, for everyone. Guess who gets to take care of their sorry nubs while they're out?
[Video] That was supposed to be 'experience memories', oops. lD;
[Looks like sarcasm party 2012 has begun. Peacock laughs at the next portion, though.]
What are ya, their dad or somethin'? If they're gonna be asleep that long, sounds like they'll be fine on their own. [Unless, well you know, they need to be force fed or something like that.]
[Video] i didn't even notice pfftt
[ though Peacock is going to see his brow raise a little. Dad. ha ha. far from it. ]
They still need to be fed, you know.
[Video] I guess I'm the master of ninja mispellings then! xD
[She smirks when she says that first bit...but the second one does cause her to think for a bit there. ...Well, he does have a point.]
...How exactly are ya gonna feed 'em then, wise guy? [Her first thought is sticking a tube in or down their throat, but she wants to hear it.]
[Video]