026 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

Comments

[viiru2alert]

Okay then. [Bitch, he's going to steal every single piece of cotton candy you buy; the look on his face says so.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ Sollux Captor, he will tar and feather you... ]

Captor...

[viiru2alert]

Yes?

[usedshooshpap]

I will cut you if you touch my cotton candy.

[viiru2alert]

In the middle of the theater? They have policies on that, you know.

[usedshooshpap]

They might not.

[viiru2alert]

Come on, I've been here maybe a perigee and even I can tell you they'll have policies against random knife fights in the middle of the double feature.

[papshooshing]

Oh... So we're doing a double feature now, huh?

[viiru2alert]

I dunno, if you want to. [Not like there's anything better to do.]

[papshooshing]

We'll see. Unlike you, I don't want to stay out too late.

[viiru2alert]

Heh, weak.

[papshooshing]

Responsibilities, you fucktard.

[viiru2alert]

What, worried about the sleeping uglies? [He leans his head on one hand.] Have one of your Pokemon play grubsitter, they're not going anywhere.

[papshooshing]

Why Sollux Captor...

[ all sarcasm and fake gasping. ]

I had no idea you felt the need to occupy my time!

[viiru2alert]

[He changes his actions to match. EL DRAMA!!!!]

Oh, but KK! I could never leave you after just one trashy monster-destroys-Troll-Tokyo movie!

[papshooshing]

[ fans self. ]

Oh fuck. You have suddenly convinced me. I will cater to this deep, dark secret you have been keeping.

[viiru2alert]

[He lies down in the booth, hand over his heart.]

Swoon. [Extra emphasis on the lithp there.]

[papshooshing]

...Yeah, okay. Now that we're doing being two wigglers. We'll do as you said.

[ man, he is so happy to have his bro here, you have no idea. ]

[viiru2alert]

Yes, good. [He sits back up as if nothing had happened and grabs another slice of pizza.]

[Aww.]

[papshooshing]

[ just gonna take the last slice. ]

[viiru2alert]

[They sure did eat the entire thing. What teenagers.]

[Sollux takes a look at the Gear's clock.] Ah, fuck. Better finish this quick.

[papshooshing]

[ shakes head and leaves a tip anyway, popping it in his mouth. sure is going to leave it dangle as he starts to move for the door. ]

[viiru2alert]

Classy. [Sollux, don't talk with your mouth full.]

[papshooshing]

[ gonna flick your forehead as he passes bro. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Karkat may notice two small tugs on his hair.]