026 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

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[papshooshing]

[ Karkat adores that movie for the novelty of it. and the fact it's a classic. ]

Pizza to eat?

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[viiru2alert]

Fine.

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[papshooshing]

If you have any other options, spit them out.

[ Karkat is reaching for his wallet, giving a quick glance to the sleeping boys.

it's just a week. ]

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[viiru2alert]

[Sollux spits nothing, instead following Karkat out the door. He hasn't even dropped his bag; all amassed Poké he's got is in there. Like hell he's letting Karkat Vantas pay for his movie ticket.]

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[papshooshing]

[ whatever, man. Karkat will be happy to not pay for Sollux.

Karkat's getting a pizza with all of the meaty toppings. breadsticks too. ]

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[viiru2alert]

Got enough toppings on that? [...he asks as he chomps shamelessly on a breadstick. These things had no right to be so good.]

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[papshooshing]

Oh you shut up.

[ some of the best human food ever, right? he's scarfing it down like food is a precious natural resource. ]

You like it too, nookbiter.

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[viiru2alert]

It's absolute trash.

[And yet he's still eating it. Contrary to what he just said, this is actually really good. Normal pizza, not so much.]

[papshooshing]

You could stand to eat more.

[ you fucking stick. ]

[viiru2alert]

Where'd that come from? [Not that you could tell it from how he's doing now. Omnomnomnom.]

[papshooshing]

Because it looks like you really didn't remember how to eat until you got here.

[viiru2alert]

Well I'm so sorry about that, mini-lusus.

[papshooshing]

[ brb flicking some marinara sauce at. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Pchooooo. Have one (1) slice of pepperoni headed for your face.]

[papshooshing]

[ Karkat flusters a little, arms flying and making a face when he pulls it off. ]

That's just gross.

[viiru2alert]

[He snickers.]

Come on, KK, it's just food.

[papshooshing]

[ eyes narrow just a fraction. then there's some sausage flying your way, Captor. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Mmm, sausage.]

[He rips off a piece of the latest breadstick and flicks it Karkat's way.]

[papshooshing]

[ and Karkat catches it in his mouth, looking smug. ]

[viiru2alert]

Ten points.

[Clap clap clap!]

[papshooshing]

Ten? Only ten? That was at least fifteen.

[ and this, folks, is what being best friends are all about. ]

[viiru2alert]

Uh, no. Ten.

[What would he do without you?]

[papshooshing]

We are SO not sharing popcorn at the theater.

[ not eat and essentially shrivel up like a prune. ]

[viiru2alert]

We'll see about that when we get to the theater.

[NOT TRUE. He has perfectly healthy eating habits, ok.]

[usedshooshpap]

No cotton candy for you either.

[ honey does not a meal make. ]