026 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ when the feed clicks on, it only shows one thing. Ventus and Vanitas propped up. in bed. sleeping. ]

Since this place is getting new blood in all of the fucking time, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to present a lesson about the mechanics of how this stupid place works.

Behold upon your screen, if you dare, at the deceptively innocent faces of these two bulgesuckers. They have fallen into a sleep that they cannot be roused from.

[ just to demonstrate this fact... Karkat has a squirt gun and is shooting Vanitas and Ventus in the face with it. nope. not even stirring. ]

Get used to it. It could very well happen to you. They could be experiencing memories from their home world.

Either way, Ventus and Vanitas are out of commission for fuck knows how long and up to a week, maybe. If you need them, leave a goddamn message on their Gears since I am no fucking message boy.

That's it. Move along with your worthless lives now.

Comments

[papshooshing]

[ brb flicking some marinara sauce at. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Pchooooo. Have one (1) slice of pepperoni headed for your face.]

[papshooshing]

[ Karkat flusters a little, arms flying and making a face when he pulls it off. ]

That's just gross.

[viiru2alert]

[He snickers.]

Come on, KK, it's just food.

[papshooshing]

[ eyes narrow just a fraction. then there's some sausage flying your way, Captor. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Mmm, sausage.]

[He rips off a piece of the latest breadstick and flicks it Karkat's way.]

[papshooshing]

[ and Karkat catches it in his mouth, looking smug. ]

[viiru2alert]

Ten points.

[Clap clap clap!]

[papshooshing]

Ten? Only ten? That was at least fifteen.

[ and this, folks, is what being best friends are all about. ]

[viiru2alert]

Uh, no. Ten.

[What would he do without you?]

[papshooshing]

We are SO not sharing popcorn at the theater.

[ not eat and essentially shrivel up like a prune. ]

[viiru2alert]

We'll see about that when we get to the theater.

[NOT TRUE. He has perfectly healthy eating habits, ok.]

[usedshooshpap]

No cotton candy for you either.

[ honey does not a meal make. ]

[viiru2alert]

Do they even have cotton candy at the theater? [And why was he not informed of it?]

[...Dude, no. He is never going to eat honey. Ever.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ he's going to slip it into tea or something, just you wait. ]

....Yeah. It's one of the only places to get it.

[viiru2alert]

Okay then. [Bitch, he's going to steal every single piece of cotton candy you buy; the look on his face says so.]

[usedshooshpap]

[ Sollux Captor, he will tar and feather you... ]

Captor...

[viiru2alert]

Yes?

[usedshooshpap]

I will cut you if you touch my cotton candy.

[viiru2alert]

In the middle of the theater? They have policies on that, you know.

[usedshooshpap]

They might not.

[viiru2alert]

Come on, I've been here maybe a perigee and even I can tell you they'll have policies against random knife fights in the middle of the double feature.

[papshooshing]

Oh... So we're doing a double feature now, huh?

[viiru2alert]

I dunno, if you want to. [Not like there's anything better to do.]

[papshooshing]

We'll see. Unlike you, I don't want to stay out too late.