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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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[ooc: Also also, Barney had some CR with our previous Karkat. Hope that's cool.]

...Karkat? When did you get back?

[text] haha and yes, that's AWESOME

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You have got to stop doing that. Geez, do you know how hard it is to keep track of people here?

Welcome back, anyway.

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[action] camping with Eridan is probably the worst.

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[You know, even though Eridan's body didn't have as low of a body temp as it did when he was a troll, he still can't stand the cold, and on top of that, it was drizzling, so the fact Eridan got to sleep at all was a near miracle. Not that he really got to enjoy it seeing as some weird noises definitely are disturbing him now. God Karkat, why can't you just keep your hatching pokemon quiet? GOOOOSH.]

[In great annoyance, Eridan's sitting up and staring in Karkat's direction, he hardly looks his best considering they've been camping and he was just sleeping, the tiredness and anger really does some wonders for his complexion let me tell ya.]

Kar, what the fuck is goin' on, what's that fuckin' racket?

[He's rubbing at his eyes now, looking for his glasses because he really can't see shit without them.]

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Shut up, fuckass!

[ it's a hiss as Karkat scrambles over to the egg. there's little cracking noises and he's trying to unwrap it from the blanket that he set the egg in to keep it warm. so, okay. honestly he normally sleeps with it after making sure Eridan can't see him do so.

but now there is a noise of the Growlithe inside, and Karkat is starting to help the poor thing out. ]

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[Karkat, who knew you were so motherly!]

Are you seriously tellin' me to shut up, when you're the one who woke me up if the first fuckin' place?

[Now that his glasses have been found, he's definitely going to try and peer at what's happening. getting especially curious when he hears the noise from the egg.]

Oh shit, oh fuck it's hatchin', isn't it? [Yep, definitely moving closer now to try and get a better view of it.]

What the fuck is it?

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[text] oh no i'm so sorry about this fjlakwef

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[ Clearly they are going to get along!!! ]

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