Karkat Vantas (
usedshooshpap) wrote2011-10-09 10:22 pm
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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.
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[and it takes a moment, but Sollux does turn the video on. and he looks very much like he's not laughing, okay. he looks ~completely solemn~ over here. and maybe like he's about to start laughing any moment again but at least for now he's not laughing or smiling!]
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