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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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Ask Alex nicely and maybe he'll fucking stop.

What--[Oh man that was an especially sloppy lick to his cheek, ignore that undignified noise of utter disgust and abhorrence coming from Eridan at the moment. ~~Too bad Karkat isn't recording this shit, this is gold~~]

AUGH! Stupid fuckin' barkbeast, get your foul as fuck tongue OUTTA my face--[Yeah not working. Not with that sloppy dog kiss.]

KAR I WILL SKIN THIS FUCKIN' THING SO HELP ME!

[ watches and might be taking out Josie to feed her. 8T see this look of not caring? ]

Just fucking say please already.

Fuck--FUCK FINE!

Please you stupid mongrel? PLEASE, get the fuck outta my face, PLEASE stop bein' disgustin' and horrid, PLEASE go jump off the nearest goddamn CLIFF!

[ snickering. ]

Not nice enough, but we'll give it to you.

[ calls Alex over and gives puppy a nice shoosh pat pat. ]

[By now, Eridan looks reminiscent of a drowned rat, except for the fact that he's covered in slobber and not so much water. He looks and feels outright disgusted, and who can blame him?]

Kar, don't you EWER do that shit again... [He sure is approaching you Karkat, and he sure is grabbing for your shirt to try and wipe some of this saliva off. Like HELL he's gonna use anything of his!]

The fuck!? Oh hell no!

[ shoving with a foot! ]

Watch your fuckin' hoof, asshole!

Fuck you, Kar! It's your beast's saliwa, I'm just returnin' it to you! So let me do this goddamn act a KINDNESS.

[Totally grabbing that foot and trying to push it outta the way!]

[ hear that? that's the sound of growling. from a protective pokemon, ayup. ]

Are you fucking sure you shouldn't rethink this?

[Oh he is just staring indignantly at that pokemon, because fuck off Karkat deserves this.]

Gonna hide behind your fuckin' beast? How cowardly a you, Kar. Just fuckin' giwe me somethin' to clean this off with, because there's NO WAY I'm usin' somethin' a fuckin' mine!

Like you wouldn't fucking do the same...

Just go jump outside.

I will STILL need to fuckin' dry off idiot, and for the record, no I wouldn't.

[But he is going to head out, cuz yeah, good idea is good, but still, he's gonna be cold and wet!]

[ watches! it's really not his problem, man. ]

[Oh look at that, some cleaning off and everything, sure is lacking saliva now, but just as predicted, he's wet, who'd of thought! Going out in the rain gets you wet. H U H.]

[But as he returns, he looks expectantly at Karkat.]

Now giwe me somethin' to dry off with, you owe me that much seein' as this is your fault in the first place.

Just grab the extra shit in your bag. Hang the wet shit up to dry.

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