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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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[ooc: Also also, Barney had some CR with our previous Karkat. Hope that's cool.]

...Karkat? When did you get back?

Edited 2011-10-10 03:35 (UTC)

[You know, even though Eridan's body didn't have as low of a body temp as it did when he was a troll, he still can't stand the cold, and on top of that, it was drizzling, so the fact Eridan got to sleep at all was a near miracle. Not that he really got to enjoy it seeing as some weird noises definitely are disturbing him now. God Karkat, why can't you just keep your hatching pokemon quiet? GOOOOSH.]

[In great annoyance, Eridan's sitting up and staring in Karkat's direction, he hardly looks his best considering they've been camping and he was just sleeping, the tiredness and anger really does some wonders for his complexion let me tell ya.]

Kar, what the fuck is goin' on, what's that fuckin' racket?

[He's rubbing at his eyes now, looking for his glasses because he really can't see shit without them.]

[ and on the camera goes. he's just.... basically petting and patting the thing. ]

[sure is reading.]

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