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WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS.
ZUBAT, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON'T EVEN CARE WHAT THEY'RE CALLED AT THIS GODDAMN POINT.
THEY'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
I CAN'T WALK TWO FEET TO GET SOME LATE NIGHT TRAINING IN WITHOUT RUNNING INTO THE GRUBFUCKERS.
IT'S LIKE OK, THANKS YOU LITTLE BULGEBITERS, BUT I ALREADY CAUGHT ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHIT STAINS
NOW IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND GO EAT A CATERPIE OR WHATEVER THOSE LITTLE GRUB THINGS ARE CALLED.
ACTUALLY, IT PISSES ME OFF BECAUSE OH YEAH, I DID CATCH ONE
BUT JOSIE HAS TO BE THE TINIEST LITTLE FUCKING ZUBAT OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
HER FANGS ARE SHIT, MAN.
TINIEST LITTLE FUCKERS I HAVE YET TO LAY MY EYES ON AND HER ONLY ATTACK IS A SHITTY MOVE THAT CAN'T DO MUCH OF ANYTHING.
I SWEAR THAT I GOT FUCKING JIPP
OH SHIT.
HOLD ONTO THAT THOUGHT
I FUCKING TURN MY BACK FOR A MOMENT AND THAT GODDAMN EGG IS HATCHING.
WHATEVER, I'M DONE HERE.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ and on the camera goes. he's just.... basically petting and patting the thing. ]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, John just looks baffled.]

Uh...right then. Now what does that have to do with Gamzee?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

This method worked on calming his rageful subjuggulating ass down.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

You...petted him like a dog? And that made him calm down?

[What?]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Gamzee is far from being a goddamned barkbeast, John. He just has some issues that probably stem from his Lusus never being the fuck around.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Well yeah I know he's not. But that's what it looks like you're doing! And believe it or not, I do know about those issues. Not what caused them, but...yeah.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You're from too fucking early in the timeline to know anything about him.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Oh, so he can't snap while he's here? Is that what you're saying?

[For once, he actually looks pretty serious about this.]

Trust me, I don't have to be from later in the timeline to know that Gamzee has a ruthless, violent side.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I don't see why it would have happened if he were fucking human. The rage is a trait of a troll's blood line. Seriously, trolls get more shithive maggots the higher on the spectrum you go.

It really doesn't matter now, though. I've taken care of it and it won't be happening again.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

I don't know why it happened, I just know that it did. But if it doesn't happen again, you won't hear me complaining.

[The last thing he needs is more brain damage, kthnx.]

So...is that something that works on all trolls? Or just Gamzee?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You could ask Nepeta. I just sort of went with my fucking gut on that one. So, honestly I don't know if it works that way for all moirails.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[He looks a little deflated. Karkat, you are the troll romance expert! You are supposed to have all the answers! And John really needs help in the field of moirallegiance.]

Oh. Okay...I will have to remember to ask her about that if I ever hear from her again.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ he is... but who focuses so much on pale relationships? it's not like he has experience on the nuances of how they work. just the mechanics. ]

John?

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[All the answers, Karkat. You are supposed to have ALL OF THEM.]

Yeah?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

What's wrong that you would even need to ask me this shit?

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Nothing's wrong! It's just...here, hold on.

[The feed clicks off for a second, before John calls back with a filter on the video.]

I'm Vriska's moirail now and I still don't really know what I'm doing. I mean, I know what a moirail is and everything but I am worried that somehow I will manage to fuck everything up. And I really don't want to...

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You won't fuck up, John. Look, I've already seen what kind of troll she ends up becoming just because of your influence. Potential's there and everything. So all you have to do is figure out how to get her from doing stupid shit.

[ he, of course, says this with a bit of a saddened face. ]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

She said the same thing...but even so, I can't help but worry.

[He runs a hand through his hair and sighs.]

Basically, I have already disappointed her once. And I don't want to do it again. It's been over a month since we become moirails, but to me, everything still feels the same as it did before. It's kind of hard not to be discouraged by that.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

What happened?