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[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

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she's only swinging by for this

[timelymaid]

Is the laptop not working?

[ DID SHE FAIL IN HER ONE TASK. ]

8(

[viiru2alert]

No, it's working, it's just... fuck.

I need my fucking networking room. That's what I meant.

she knows only so much about computers okay

[timelymaid]

Well, as long as we're moving around I guess I can't do anything about that!

Though if we ever stayed in one place we could probably get you one?

[viiru2alert]

I know! I know! I... who knows how long until we crash in one place, though.

[timelymaid]

Well, if you wanted to get a place we could! I'm sure people would enjoy having a home base to go back to after travels.

But do you really mind travelling around right now?

[viiru2alert]

I want to finish first. I'm not leaving this shit half-done.

[timelymaid]

Hmmm. I guess you were always the sort who needed to finish all the quests in games! But we're actually making pretty good time, you know.

[viiru2alert]

You bet I am. Maybe this time I can make up for all the sucking I did back in Sgrub.

[timelymaid]

Actually, we've only got a few left for Johto! Time really flies?

[ GET IT. DO YOU GET THE JOKE...?

she needs to stop trying to make jokes. ]

[viiru2alert]

...It was only a matter of time.

[Resigned sigh. FUCKING TEMPORAL JOKES-- wait...]



...fffffFUCK!

[timelymaid]

[ ...pffffffft he made a time joke, can't take it back now Sollux.

That joke probably didn't deserve the laughter it's getting, but he definitely didn't do that on purpose. ]

Too late! Saving that forever.

[ And happily humming about it, too. ]

[viiru2alert]

I hate my life.

[timelymaid]

Mmhmm, I know, you hate your life and all of us, duly noted!

But you just made a joke about time and I think that means your life is pretty amazing!

Ooooh, should I make a joke about doom now? Should we swap jokes?

[viiru2alert]

I don't know how you can make a doom joke, but go for it. Be worth it to watch you fail.

[timelymaid]

So you're saying I'm doomed to fail?

[ .....Look no one said she was good at jokes. ]

[usedshooshpap]

Should I leave this domestic dispute for you two to figure out?

[viiru2alert]

It's not a domestic dispute, and even if it was, it's over now. My health and sanity is going to continue to decline, slowed only by one laptop, until we finally get a place to live for real and I can have my shit back.

[usedshooshpap]

What? Don't like being nomadic?

[viiru2alert]

It's a big pain in the ass, but a pain I must endure if I want to get all of these damn Badges.

[usedshooshpap]

How many do you even have right now?

[viiru2alert]

Six.

[usedshooshpap]

Guess your ass isn't being as lazy as I thought.

[viiru2alert]

Ha fucking ha.

[He sounds pretty smug.]

[usedshooshpap]

Still... I've got more.

[viiru2alert]

What, really? Damn! It's not like you've been here twice as long as I have or anything.