042 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

Comments

[viiru2alert]

They'll be the biggest nutcases in a given area, based on the trend set by Gym Leaders.

[voice]

[failures]

I'm wondering the same thing! I've been here for over two and a half years and I was beginning to think Johto didn't have an Elite Four after all.

And yeah, we could end up mingling with them and not even know. It's kinda unfair if you ask me. I hope they take some challenges.

voice;

[timelymaid]

Well, I don't see why anyone would lie about them existing!

[usedshooshpap]

Not all of them are two fries short of a McGrub Meal.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Even if they agree, which I sincerely doubt that they will, chances are it won't be in an official capacity.

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

I can.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, some of them are three.

[usedshooshpap]

[ okay, have some chuckles on that. ]

Harsh, even for you.

[viiru2alert]

I've been having to step up my game lately. [Implication: The people here get dumber and dumber.]

[usedshooshpap]

There's no other way to keep your mutant brain entertained?

[viiru2alert]

Nope. No other way.

You of all people should know this.

[voice]

[failures]

Maybe they'll hold a tournament and the winners get to challenge them! But who knows. I'd just want to battle them anyway, even if it wasn't "official."

[usedshooshpap]

Someone needs to find you a functional computer and fast. A real one.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

I'd want something official, but I'd take what I can get.

[viiru2alert]

No! Really?!

[...he needs a computer.]

[voice]

[failures]

I wonder why they've been on break for so long anyway. You'd think that'd cause a huge backup in the league.

[He pauses to rethink that.]

Well...I guess it kinda already has. I mean, look at all of us with all eight badges and nothing to do aside from going to get the Kanto ones.

voice;

[timelymaid]

So why do you think they'd do it, then?

she's only swinging by for this

[timelymaid]

Is the laptop not working?

[ DID SHE FAIL IN HER ONE TASK. ]

8(

[viiru2alert]

No, it's working, it's just... fuck.

I need my fucking networking room. That's what I meant.

she knows only so much about computers okay

[timelymaid]

Well, as long as we're moving around I guess I can't do anything about that!

Though if we ever stayed in one place we could probably get you one?

[viiru2alert]

I know! I know! I... who knows how long until we crash in one place, though.

[timelymaid]

Well, if you wanted to get a place we could! I'm sure people would enjoy having a home base to go back to after travels.

But do you really mind travelling around right now?

voice;

[usedshooshpap]

To add to the deception tying us down, of course.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Some of us have almost all of the Kanto badges as well.

[usedshooshpap]

Should I leave this domestic dispute for you two to figure out?