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[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

Comments

[viiru2alert]

Weak. Try harder - the world's gonna end before you come up with anything good, ain't it?

[timelymaid]

Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be making doom jokes!

[viiru2alert]

It was supposed to inspire you to not suck.

[timelymaid]

Rude!!

And just you wait! I'll come up with the best doom joke ever and you'll be blown away!

[ ...ANY MOMENT NOW.

IT'LL HAPPEN. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Okay.]

[Go for it.]

[He'll be waiting.]

[timelymaid]

[ gdi

SOMEDAY. ]

...And I'll tell it to you when you'll be really surprised!

[ she has nothing. ]

[viiru2alert]

It'll be a real killer, huh?

1/2

[timelymaid]

[ lawkwjtklserjlt ]

[timelymaid]

I have you making puns and jokes, so I still sort of win!

[viiru2alert]

I've explained already. They're to show you how not to do it.

Or are you just too happy to develop any concept of Doom at all?

[timelymaid]

I think of everyone, you and I know that best!

Oh, also Dave. Dave has at least as many dead hims as I do dead mes.

And you're still making jokes for me so yes I am happy!

[viiru2alert]

You can't even make a singular good Doom joke.

[timelymaid]

I guess I'm just fated to fail!

[viiru2alert]

AA, that was only one word different from your other bad Doom joke.

...

I'm revoking all of your gold stars until you can make a good one.

[timelymaid]

You can't take them back!!!

I'll doom you!

[ Not even being a little bit serious any longer, nope. ]

[viiru2alert]

You cannot doom he who is already doomed.

[timelymaid]

I'd think you'd like being doubly doomed!

[viiru2alert]

No, I'm already doubly doomed. Triple-doomed. Quadruple-doomed, actually.

[timelymaid]

Not here.

[viiru2alert]

Here doesn't count. No one can be doomed here.

[timelymaid]

Not there, either. You've only got one to go! And then you'll be okay. I promise!

And here counts! It does.

[viiru2alert]

It doesn't. Look, I am the Doom expert here, I know what counts and what doesn't.

[timelymaid]

Well I am the time expert, and I say our time here counts!

[viiru2alert]

Your area of expertise is elsewhere.

[timelymaid]

Like where?