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[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

Comments

[timelymaid]

Like where?

[viiru2alert]

Like Alternia. There's no way to go into the future here.

[timelymaid]

Well, your area of expertise doesn't apply here either!

[viiru2alert]

...Shut up.

[Aradia: 1

Sollux: 0]

[timelymaid]

If you resorted to telling me to shut up, I win!

[viiru2alert]

Shut the fuck up.

[timelymaid]

That is not a convincing counter-argument, I hope you know!

[viiru2alert]

It's a totally great counter-argument.

! . ! . ! . they are making a pattern.

[timelymaid]

It's the argument people use when they don't have a better argument!

sollux is deadpan master

[viiru2alert]

This is a fucking stupid argument.

i only just noticed and it made me laugh (the . ! not the deadpan) (that was obvious)

[timelymaid]

All our arguments are fucking stupid arguments!

I thought this was a foregone conclusion and fact already.

[viiru2alert]

We should cut it out before we embarrass Mama KK.

[timelymaid]

...isn't it too late for that? I was working under the assumption that Karkat is just embarrassed by us on the whole 24/7.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, but still. We should at least save him a little bit of face.

[timelymaid]

Hmmm. In that case, assuming you aren't the one trying to save face, I'll take that into consideration and presume this argument to be finished!

And also one I won.

[viiru2alert]

[GLARE.]

...It was a draw.

[timelymaid]

[ SMILE. ]

That was definitely not a draw! Point out the evidence that this was a draw.

[viiru2alert]

Because somehow, it degenerated into this.

[timelymaid]

You say that like all our conversations don't degenerate into nonsense arguments!

[viiru2alert]

True, that.