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[usedshooshpap]

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

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[usedshooshpap]

How many do you even have right now?

[viiru2alert]

Six.

[usedshooshpap]

Guess your ass isn't being as lazy as I thought.

[viiru2alert]

Ha fucking ha.

[He sounds pretty smug.]

[usedshooshpap]

Still... I've got more.

[viiru2alert]

What, really? Damn! It's not like you've been here twice as long as I have or anything.

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah... And I keep getting interrupted in my quest by every damn little thing.

[viiru2alert]

Obvious solution: don't go to the shitty-ass prom.

[usedshooshpap]

You say that as if Aradia isn't going to make you go.

[viiru2alert]

You say that as if I'm going to let her win.

[usedshooshpap]

I say that like I know you don't have the shame globes to continuously defy her.

[viiru2alert]

You wanna bet?

[usedshooshpap]

It's a pretty safe bet.

[viiru2alert]

Then make an offer.

[usedshooshpap]

Two thousand, two hundred, and two.

[viiru2alert]

Tempting. How about you throw in twenty more and I'll do it.

[usedshooshpap]

Holy shit... Do you have to be that fussy?

Okay, fine. I will.

[viiru2alert]

Do you forget who you're talking to on a regular basis, or is it just me?

[usedshooshpap]

Sometimes I just like to toss you a bone.

[viiru2alert]

Bark bark.

[timelymaid]

I could have told you that one!

I would ask if you knew I can read this, but you know. Karkat, I could have warned you, but I already asked someone else anyway! Which Sollux knows. You have just been played!

[ SORRY.

Unless you're counting making him go to the island, because that saves travel time. ]

[usedshooshpap]

[ HAHA. the bet is going not participating. 8V ]

I didn't ask if he was taking you, Aradia. Or if you would be bringing him along as a date.

Rather, it's all about going to the location.

[timelymaid]

Oh, we're doing that! Our next place is the island, he doesn't want to walk there.

[ Or if he does she guesses he can but that would be silly. ]

Which would be a bigger sidequest than the prom, anyway, timewise.

[usedshooshpap]

All of this is out of our way. I don't think we're going to Cerulean after this...

Some dumbfucks want to go through Mt. Moon first.

[timelymaid]

Through Mt. Moon...? Ah, so are you still travelling with everyone, instead of splitting off again?

We're honestly just going in order. Linearity is a novel concept, sometimes.