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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2013-03-31 01:26 pm

042 ♋ Voice

It's about goddamn time that the rumored Elite Four show their bulgesucking faces. I don't know how any of you that have been here for two years or more have been able to bear hearing about them but not actually know if they exist or not.

I'm hoping that it is some sort of sign that their challenges will be opening up soon, but I'm not going to hold my breath until my face turns all blue and blotchy. Fuck, I wouldn't even be surprised if it was just a ploy to get us there...

Seriously though... Has anyone even witnessed these guys walking around at all? Have they made even one single appearance? At all? I know I sure as hell haven't seen one of these assholes parading around the towns I tend to dwell in for a perigee at a time. How the fuck are we even going to know what they look like, if everyone is wearing a god awful mask?

viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Shrug ♊ colder every day)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to finish first. I'm not leaving this shit half-done.
timelymaid: art by <user name=strovi site=tumblr.com> (+ chatty cathy.)

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. I guess you were always the sort who needed to finish all the quests in games! But we're actually making pretty good time, you know.
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You bet I am. Maybe this time I can make up for all the sucking I did back in Sgrub.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, we've only got a few left for Johto! Time really flies?

[ GET IT. DO YOU GET THE JOKE...?

she needs to stop trying to make jokes. ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Huh ♊ what 2hould ii do?)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...It was only a matter of time.

[Resigned sigh. FUCKING TEMPORAL JOKES-- wait...]



...fffffFUCK!
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...pffffffft he made a time joke, can't take it back now Sollux.

That joke probably didn't deserve the laughter it's getting, but he definitely didn't do that on purpose. ]


Too late! Saving that forever.

[ And happily humming about it, too. ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Fight ♊ iim gonna blow iit)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate my life.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm, I know, you hate your life and all of us, duly noted!

But you just made a joke about time and I think that means your life is pretty amazing!

Ooooh, should I make a joke about doom now? Should we swap jokes?
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Trollcops ♎ play iit agaiin then)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how you can make a doom joke, but go for it. Be worth it to watch you fail.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're saying I'm doomed to fail?

[ .....Look no one said she was good at jokes. ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Hmph ♊ headache2 make thii2 2hiit)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Weak. Try harder - the world's gonna end before you come up with anything good, ain't it?
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm the one who's supposed to be making doom jokes!
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Duality ♊ 2iingiing out of key)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It was supposed to inspire you to not suck.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Rude!!

And just you wait! I'll come up with the best doom joke ever and you'll be blown away!

[ ...ANY MOMENT NOW.

IT'LL HAPPEN. ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Judging ♊ fiive two four)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay.]

[Go for it.]

[He'll be waiting.]
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ gdi

SOMEDAY. ]


...And I'll tell it to you when you'll be really surprised!

[ she has nothing. ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Whatever ♊ 2omethiing el2e iin2tead)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be a real killer, huh?
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1/2

[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lawkwjtklserjlt ]
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I have you making puns and jokes, so I still sort of win!
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I've explained already. They're to show you how not to do it.

Or are you just too happy to develop any concept of Doom at all?
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think of everyone, you and I know that best!

Oh, also Dave. Dave has at least as many dead hims as I do dead mes.

And you're still making jokes for me so yes I am happy!
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Movies ♊ paraeiido maraeiido)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't even make a singular good Doom joke.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm just fated to fail!
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Trollcops ♎ play iit agaiin then)

[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-04-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
AA, that was only one word different from your other bad Doom joke.

...

I'm revoking all of your gold stars until you can make a good one.
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[personal profile] timelymaid 2013-04-14 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't take them back!!!

I'll doom you!

[ Not even being a little bit serious any longer, nope. ]

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