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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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[ snatches hands! ]

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[Squirms hands to try and free them.]

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Nope.

[ not letting them gooooo ]

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[Chuckles a bit and worms them and tries to pull them free again. Eventually, he quits struggling and just lets them sit there. In his hands. Ignoring that his cheeks feel warm again.]

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My powers are precisely the same as they were in my world~ Kuuukuku! As one of noble blood, I find it more elegant to battle on equal grounds and shall be teaming up with such monsters of the dark corners of this world.

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[ it takes a few minutes for Karkat to register it as hand holding, but he does. and then he lets them drop. ]

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[Letting his hands drop too, he just settles them back into being curled around in that hold.]

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Pfft.

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What? [He's not turning his head up to look at him this time.]

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Nothing. Just thinking.

[ About how ridiculous this is. about how well they work. ]

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[He starts to ask 'about what', and instead settles for just.. snuffing quietly. It's a content sound, and he's not making a motion to get up right away when the buzzer goes again.]

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[...well that was unexpected. Not bad or anything but, with everything else that's happened he kind of forgot about how his last conversation with Karkat went.]

apology accepted. :)
hough just so we're clear, was that for last week or just your general dickishness?
(joking, by the way. don't answer that.)
did anybody have any leads to share or is everyone else just as clueless as the rest of us?

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I've been here for about eight months and I'm fine. More or less. Maybe it's because I'm used to dealing with little monsters. Beats me.

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[ instead Karkat gives a little whistle. Alex and Leopold come in. guess they're going to cuddle the eggs up. that should make Vanitas happy. ]

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[He gives a small snorted chuckle on seeing that, and his arms tighten a moment before relaxing again; that was a hug, ladies and gentlemen.

It did make him happy though, the warmth fluttering around in his chest; because it meant he didn't have to get up from this comfortable place.]

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Maybe that's it. [She looks thoughtful for a moment.]

I guess I'll just have to push through it and see, huh?

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TEAM ROCKET IS WHAT I AND SOME OTHER FUCKASS HAPPENED TO COME UP WITH.
I HAVE NO IDEA IF ANYONE ELSE CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION
BUT THE BLOWING UP OF THE CENTERS AND THIS DISEASE WE CONTRACTED ARE CONNECTED.
THAT IS WHAT I KNOW FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CERTAIN.

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While I've got you here and it doesn't seem like you're too keen on getting the fuck up...

I noticed a rather large increase in our funds a few weeks back.

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Yeah? I took on a side job. [His eyes lower a bit, but he doesn't say more. It was from that job he took as "Xehanort", fighting some kid for a yo yo, because the Cobra is the dunce of Team Rocket. If he can find out anything, it would be through that loud mouth.]

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Really.

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A "side job" doesn't pay that well over fucking night.

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Really!

First we got chased by a swarm of angry beedrills and then we realized we ran off the path and we must've gotten turned around and it took aaaages to find our way to Azalea Town...

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It was a big side job. [That was done in one night.]

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Is it "legal" Vanitas?

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You'll be fine.

[ this time he does roll his eyes visibly. another good deed for the day: encouragement. ]