024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

I can still lecture you.

[voice]

[roemance]

...Maybe I shouldn't havve said anythin' yet but he wwas pissin' me off an' I just wwanted to shut him up.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

So that makes it okay to say "hey you don't know this but I ruined your fucking life?"

[voice]

[roemance]

I nevver said those wwords an' besides he's still alivve so I didn't actually ruin it considerin' howw some of us ended up bein' far wworse off than him.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Dead isn't far worse. You get to float around dreambubbles and not have to worry about shit.

[voice]

[roemance]

Wwell I don't remember any dreambubbles I just showwed up here.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Your point?

[voice]

[roemance]

My point is that maybe I shouldn't havve said some of those things but he shouldn't havve insulted me an' really none of it matters noww since it's already done so..

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Ah ah. Get rid of the "but" and that's the direction you should be heading towards.

[voice]

[roemance]

[lol silence]

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

[ two can play this game. ]

[voice]

[roemance]

[More silence]






So wwhat's this other continent like that you're travvelin' to?

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

[ mental sigh. ]

No idea. I haven't been there. The last time I tried to go, Team Rocket hijacked the fucking train.

[voice]

[roemance]

Rocket, they're the bad guys right? Are wwe meant to kill 'em or wwhat.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Beats me.

[voice]

[roemance]

Hmm.

So wwe're still friends right I mean I knoww you're pretty mad at me ovver the Sol thing.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah, Eridan. We're still friends.

[voice]

[roemance]

Can I at least come vvisit wwhen you get back from your continent trip?

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Obviously.

[voice]

[roemance]

Wwho are you travvelin' wwith anywway.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

I was traveling with you, Feferi, and Sollux.

Now it's just me and Vanitas.

[voice]

[roemance]

[....]

Fef wwas here?

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah, she was. Before I got here, even.

[voice]

[roemance]

And wwe wwere all travvellin' together?

[He doesn't know what he'd do if she were to turn up now. And Sollux. SOLLUX. urgh]

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

That's what I said, barnacle breath. I even have some of her beasts that she left behind.