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024 ♋ Voice

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

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My point is that maybe I shouldn't havve said some of those things but he shouldn't havve insulted me an' really none of it matters noww since it's already done so..

Ah ah. Get rid of the "but" and that's the direction you should be heading towards.

[lol silence]

[ two can play this game. ]

[More silence]

So wwhat's this other continent like that you're travvelin' to?

[ mental sigh. ]

No idea. I haven't been there. The last time I tried to go, Team Rocket hijacked the fucking train.

Rocket, they're the bad guys right? Are wwe meant to kill 'em or wwhat.

Beats me.

Hmm.

So wwe're still friends right I mean I knoww you're pretty mad at me ovver the Sol thing.

Yeah, Eridan. We're still friends.

Can I at least come vvisit wwhen you get back from your continent trip?

Obviously.

Wwho are you travvelin' wwith anywway.

I was traveling with you, Feferi, and Sollux.

Now it's just me and Vanitas.

[....]

Fef wwas here?

Yeah, she was. Before I got here, even.

And wwe wwere all travvellin' together?

[He doesn't know what he'd do if she were to turn up now. And Sollux. SOLLUX. urgh]

That's what I said, barnacle breath. I even have some of her beasts that she left behind.

Wwell that's not gonna happen again is it. Considerin'.

She's not here so well I guess fucking not.

It's not like I can leave Vani anyway.

Evven if she wwere I doubt she'd wwanna see me an' quite frankly I don't wwanna be anywwhere near either of them anywway.

[Huff]

Wwho's this Vvani guy anywway?

That's not how it happened last time, just so you fucking know. Both of them were from after you fucked them up.

[ and luckily this is voice or Karkat would be seen faltering. ]

He's my best goddamn friend.

Wwell you'vve already seen just how fuckin' hospitable Sol's bein'.

[And then he's silent again for a minute. He thought Sollux or even Gamzee was his best friend, then again Karkat's been here ages so..]

Wwhat's he like?

[ Gamzee is his moirail. Sollux and Kanaya are his best friends too. that's just how Karkat rolls. he growls a little at the first statement, but realizes that it won't do any good to reprimand Eridan on that subject. not really. ]

Vanitas is... Special. He's not really as soft and plush as most humans are. The guy enjoys a good fight and can be pretty fucking vicious. Do what he needs to type.

But he's also technically like three sweeps. His comprehension skills have improved, but fuck if his think pan still doesn't make the correct connections from time to time.

That and emotions? The guy might as well be a fucking grub when it comes to them.

So he's..

[Half retarded

Emotionally stunted

He's trying hard here to think of a NICE way to talk about your best friend with the information given.

And just failing.]

Three swweeps huh. Shouldn't they still havve a human lusus lookin' after them?

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