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I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

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Yeah, she was. Before I got here, even.

And wwe wwere all travvellin' together?

[He doesn't know what he'd do if she were to turn up now. And Sollux. SOLLUX. urgh]

That's what I said, barnacle breath. I even have some of her beasts that she left behind.

Wwell that's not gonna happen again is it. Considerin'.

She's not here so well I guess fucking not.

It's not like I can leave Vani anyway.

Evven if she wwere I doubt she'd wwanna see me an' quite frankly I don't wwanna be anywwhere near either of them anywway.

[Huff]

Wwho's this Vvani guy anywway?

That's not how it happened last time, just so you fucking know. Both of them were from after you fucked them up.

[ and luckily this is voice or Karkat would be seen faltering. ]

He's my best goddamn friend.

Wwell you'vve already seen just how fuckin' hospitable Sol's bein'.

[And then he's silent again for a minute. He thought Sollux or even Gamzee was his best friend, then again Karkat's been here ages so..]

Wwhat's he like?

[ Gamzee is his moirail. Sollux and Kanaya are his best friends too. that's just how Karkat rolls. he growls a little at the first statement, but realizes that it won't do any good to reprimand Eridan on that subject. not really. ]

Vanitas is... Special. He's not really as soft and plush as most humans are. The guy enjoys a good fight and can be pretty fucking vicious. Do what he needs to type.

But he's also technically like three sweeps. His comprehension skills have improved, but fuck if his think pan still doesn't make the correct connections from time to time.

That and emotions? The guy might as well be a fucking grub when it comes to them.

So he's..

[Half retarded

Emotionally stunted

He's trying hard here to think of a NICE way to talk about your best friend with the information given.

And just failing.]

Three swweeps huh. Shouldn't they still havve a human lusus lookin' after them?

A derp with fucking spikes around him, more or less.

But I said technically. His "birth" revolves around some... Complicated circumstances. He's only been around for like three sweeps, but he has the physical capabilities that we posses.

Vanitas also has this silly fear of goddamn caverns.

So you're sayin' he's more or less our age evven though he's younger somehoww.

And he's scared of cavverns? [Pff.] Maybe you need to get him a portable nightlight or somethin'.

[So hi there, this is called "Vani hears Karkat talking about him and swipes the gear".]

I'm not scared of caverns. Rocks falling and crushing people to death or making them lose their memories is the part I don't like. Don't imply that I'm afraid of darkness, I'm made of darkness.

Oh. I didn't knoww you wwere right there.

[KARKAT how long has he been listening??]

Okay you're made of darkness, great. I'm sure it's pretty easy to knoww wwhat caverns are stable or not, you knoww.

I just got here.

It isn't. Avoid Mt. Mortar, it's falling apart on the inside and should be caved in to avoid the hazard. Karkat wanted to go through it though, to avoid the lakes surrounding it.

It's fuckin' rude to just barge in on someone's privvate convversations y'knoww?

And Kar wwhy wwould you wwanna travvel through a crumblin' mountain instead of just usin' the wwater that's there?

[ here's Karkat again, whacking Vanitas upside the head to get the Gear back. ]

I couldn't swim! How many land fairing trolls do you know that can fucking swim, huh? I didn't want to fall off my beast and potentially drown!

[Hissing from the swat, he's grouching.] They'd go after you and not let drown, idiot!

I don't knoww if landwwellers learn to swwim or not, not that I'd wwant them in my wwaters anywway.

But if you wwanna learn I can teach you sometime if you wwant, it's not that hard.

...I was already forced to learn. In Gyarados infested waters with some asshat who didn't know the meaning of "taking it easy."

Oh shut up.

NO, YOU SHUT UP! YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE ANY FUCKING FLOATATION DEVICES! I WAS JUST TOSSED IN THE GODDAMN RIVER AND FORCED TO MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE MUDDY WATERSCAPE IN DESPERATE HOPES OF REACHING YOU OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE!

You knoww I can go Kar if I'm..

...

interruptin' somethin' here.

And just what would you be interrupting?

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