024 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, VANITAS! THAT WAS A DIRTY ROTTEN FUCKING TRICK AND YOU BETTER BE READY TO PAY SOME FORM OF RESTITUTION FOR YOUR CRIMES! AND DON'T THINK THAT FOR A MINUTE YOU'RE GETTING OFF EITHER, SOLLUX MOTHERFUCKING CAPTOR! YOU ARE ALSO BEING HELD RESPONSIBLE!

[ then he coughs from the shouting and groans. ]

As if this week couldn't even get remotely worse at this point. You know... Every time I think 'hey, looks like life is finally giving me a decent deal,' I get fucked over in some way. Just throw me down on a table, Life. Have it your way because every turn I make, that's just what you're going to do anyway!

[ huff puff huff puff ]

Is it so fucking wrong to ask for one thing to go right? Just one?

[ Private to Rose ]

You around?

[ /private ]

[ Private to Eridan ]

You are on my shit list. What the fuck were you thinking, telling Captor all that shit!?

[ /private ]

Comments

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

NO, YOU SHUT UP! YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE ANY FUCKING FLOATATION DEVICES! I WAS JUST TOSSED IN THE GODDAMN RIVER AND FORCED TO MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE MUDDY WATERSCAPE IN DESPERATE HOPES OF REACHING YOU OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE!

[voice]

[roemance]

You knoww I can go Kar if I'm..

...

interruptin' somethin' here.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

And just what would you be interrupting?

[voice]

[roemance]

I don't knoww you tell me.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

It's nothing.

[voice]

[roemance]

If you say so.

Hey Kar, can I ask you somethin? Not right noww but wwhen its privvate and you ain't got people listenin' in on our convversations.

[voice]

[usedshooshpap]

Yeah, sure.

I've got to head back to work soon, but try to hit me up in like four or five hours.

[voice]

[roemance]

Yeah okay.

Talk to you later then Kar.