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[usedshooshpap]

[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I hardly want to wait around while you futz with that infernal dewice.

[ hear that? it’s an irritable sigh. ]

Fuck you, Ampora. If you’d actually use your goddamn think pan for two seconds instead of just doing whatever the taintchafing fuck you want, then maybe you’d realize that we need to get information before blindly jumping into the clusterfuck that is this shithole!

Besides. The map says you’re going the wrong fucking way. Great navigational skills you have there, genius.

[Oops a snarl!]

Fuck your map and fuck whoewer you’re tryin’ to contact, we don’t need their help! Not to mention, if they’re the same as the ones in this tiny as fuck town we’re in, they’re HUMANS. Are you honestly goin’ to ask some fuckin’ sandsuckin’ HUMANS for help Kar? Thought you had more pride in bein’ a troll than that.

Guess I was wrong.

[ a hard clunk as the Gear hits the ground. sounds like someone threw it and there’s a rustle of fabric as Karkat is grabbing Eridan by the scarf. ]

If we’re here, fuckass, then the other members of our team could be too! Are they not worthy of trying to fucking contact either, grubtard? If I recall, you were the one practically begging me on your hands and fucking knees about traveling together in the first place.

[There’s a twin to that rustle of clothes as Eridan mirrors the gesture to Karkat’s own shirt, because fuck this, he’s not gonna let Karkat put his hands all over his clothes with some sort of retaliation!]

First off, get your grubby fuckin’ mits off my scarf! But second off, sure whatewer they MIGHT be here. And if they aren’t? We got a bunch a fuckin’ humans thinkin’ we’re some pathetic helpless species needin’ their help and guidance, fuck that and fuck you! I HARDLY did anythin’ so dramatic, dirtscrapper!

Eridan, you are the very essence of dramatic, you cape wearing douchebag. And so what if they’re humans? We’ve been fucking relying on humans ever since -

[ and he cuts himself off. ]

That shit was on, you know.

What? What was on?

[ in that moment Karkat lets Eridan go and picks up the Gear. have some noise while he waves it on. ]

It’s on you raving brinesucker!

Oh. [This is said very flatly with unamused realization.]

Well, turn it the fuck off, you stupid fuck!

What the hell are you calling me stupid for!? You’re the one that was so fucking insistent on me paying attention to you and your fin faced needs!

[ BUT HE TURNS IT OFF ANYWAY ]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Isn't it fuckin' obwious? You left that fuckin' thing on like a goddamn moron!

[SCOFFING.]

And I was HARDLY insistent on you payin' attention to me, I just figured since we both KNOW each other, it'd be preferable that we trawel together. But whatewer, I can totally do this on my own!

[Guess who's heading in the wrong direction AGAIN.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You were fucking distracting me!

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You're going right back to the other town, you blundering asshole!

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[bullieve.livejournal.com]

[ TOLD YOU THEY'D BE BACK, SOLLUX!!! except wow he didn't think he'd actually be right about it, for real. ]

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[bullieve.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was really pretty fast. Uhh, when you guys are done with... [ gestures uselessly with his hands to indicate their ... discussion ] ...that, I could maybe try and tell you somethings which might be helpful. If you want. Or also not, since, there's probably someone who could tell it better than me.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if this is better or worse than you being stuck with Gamzee, KK. It's more hilarious though, that's for sure! [yep, completely ignoring Eridan's existence except as something to laugh at. this is business as usual over here.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Fuck you sideways with a sharp, cylindrical object.

...You're not lisping? Or is this shitty device all shot to the human conception of Hell and back?

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised! Not only does this place hawe the AUDACITY to bring someone as royal as me here, but it also has a apparent lack in taste. What with snatchin' the downright FOUL and allowin' those of mustardsludge to exist here.

[A dramatic sigh.]

As if I thought this situation couldn't get any worse!

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[foolishwren]

Dude, what'd you turn the feed off for?

I was looking forward to hearing the inevitable cartoony dust cloud with fists flying out of it.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Because we didn't need a lower bein' such as yourself hearin' a low blood sassin' a royal like that. Now unless you hawe somethin' useful to offer, I suggest you make like tree and fuck off.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

He's not worth my fist connecting with his overly used jaw.

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[parkour]

Oya, oya... Kachin is back again? Really, this is becoming too predictable.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

... Who the fuck is Kachin?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The fuck?

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[incantates.livejournal.com]

That was awfully fast.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

What exactly was awfully fast?

[Man he sounds less than pleased, sure is a lot of aggravation up in here.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm already getting pretty fucking tired of hearing that line.

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[strideways]

and here i thought johto was finally rid of you two heartbreakers
welcome back babes
<3

[ At this point, Dave is considering making it his goal to convince every newfag troll who sets foot in this place that they dated him once. ]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

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[railsb4pails.livejournal.com]

[GUESS WHO COMPLETELY DISMISSED ANYTHING YOU JUST SAID BECAUSE SHE'S JUST HAPPY THAT KARKAT'S BACK]

Karkitty!! [and Eridan]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[WOW, well after her rejecting him like she did, guess it's really not ALL that surprising.]

Oh yeah, good to see you too, Nep. [CAN YOU FEEL THE FLATNESS OF HIS VOICE?]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[text] Sorry for responding to this so late, you guys!

[eclectical]

oh, you two are back...
you probably dont remember anything from last time, do you???

[text] it's cool. i didn't get a notif

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]