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[ this would be the Gear clicking on. pure audio, but the distinct press of buttons with clear sounds of irritation ( grunting, muttered curses ) can be heard over the feed. ]

The fuck does this shit even work...

[And then there’s the distinct sound of someone else, a haughty HUFF before:]

Who the fuck cares, Kar? Let’s just get goin’ already, I hardly want to wait around while you futz with that infernal dewice.

[ hear that? it’s an irritable sigh. ]

Fuck you, Ampora. If you’d actually use your goddamn think pan for two seconds instead of just doing whatever the taintchafing fuck you want, then maybe you’d realize that we need to get information before blindly jumping into the clusterfuck that is this shithole!

Besides. The map says you’re going the wrong fucking way. Great navigational skills you have there, genius.

[Oops a snarl!]

Fuck your map and fuck whoewer you’re tryin’ to contact, we don’t need their help! Not to mention, if they’re the same as the ones in this tiny as fuck town we’re in, they’re HUMANS. Are you honestly goin’ to ask some fuckin’ sandsuckin’ HUMANS for help Kar? Thought you had more pride in bein’ a troll than that.

Guess I was wrong.

[ a hard clunk as the Gear hits the ground. sounds like someone threw it and there’s a rustle of fabric as Karkat is grabbing Eridan by the scarf. ]

If we’re here, fuckass, then the other members of our team could be too! Are they not worthy of trying to fucking contact either, grubtard? If I recall, you were the one practically begging me on your hands and fucking knees about traveling together in the first place.

[There’s a twin to that rustle of clothes as Eridan mirrors the gesture to Karkat’s own shirt, because fuck this, he’s not gonna let Karkat put his hands all over his clothes with some sort of retaliation!]

First off, get your grubby fuckin’ mits off my scarf! But second off, sure whatewer they MIGHT be here. And if they aren’t? We got a bunch a fuckin’ humans thinkin’ we’re some pathetic helpless species needin’ their help and guidance, fuck that and fuck you! I HARDLY did anythin’ so dramatic, dirtscrapper!

Eridan, you are the very essence of dramatic, you cape wearing douchebag. And so what if they’re humans? We’ve been fucking relying on humans ever since -

[ and he cuts himself off. ]

That shit was on, you know.

What? What was on?

[ in that moment Karkat lets Eridan go and picks up the Gear. have some noise while he waves it on. ]

It’s on you raving brinesucker!

Oh. [This is said very flatly with unamused realization.]

Well, turn it the fuck off, you stupid fuck!

What the hell are you calling me stupid for!? You’re the one that was so fucking insistent on me paying attention to you and your fin faced needs!

[ BUT HE TURNS IT OFF ANYWAY ]

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[ TOLD YOU THEY'D BE BACK, SOLLUX!!! except wow he didn't think he'd actually be right about it, for real. ]

Wow, that was really pretty fast. Uhh, when you guys are done with... [ gestures uselessly with his hands to indicate their ... discussion ] ...that, I could maybe try and tell you somethings which might be helpful. If you want. Or also not, since, there's probably someone who could tell it better than me.

If you hawe anythin' useful to say, just fuckin' spit it out, shitblood.

Okay. Well, uhh... let's see. This place, the place that you just recently arrived in, is called Johto, and it's pretty much a human place I guess, including the thing where things that weren't humans are humans suddenly. It has these beasts in it called Pokemon, I think everybody gets at least, uhh, one, when they get here, and there are more for capturing and doing other such things with. You know, like Fiduspawn.

... actually, uhh, I don't know if you know about Fiduspawn, but it's sort of like that, anyway...

And, oh, right, individuals that are here arrive without warning, and also sometimes go away again, also without warning, so, you'll probably hear some stuff like, "Welcome back," and such, because, you guys just recently were part of the thing that I just mentioned about going away. ...and then coming back. So, uhh, yeah.

[Wow that was about torture to listen to, why did he make the mistake and tell Tavros to share with him what info he had?? Oh well, at least he got something out of him...]

Taw, I'we newer been here before. I think I'd remember that.

Oh, no, yeah, uhh...

[ he's so bad at explaining!! excuse him while he screws up his face in thought for a second. ]

That's another thing that occurs when the individuals that I mentioned appear here, even if they were also here once before. I guess the memories part just gets... lost, or something? That sounds kind of dumb, actually, uhh, but it's true.

You're right. That does sound dumb. But it downright sounds ewen more like some bullshit fairytale fiction than it does dumb.

I wish it sounded more like a fairytale than, uhh, what it actually is, but I guess I can't really change that part. The part where it is, I mean. I could probably tell the situation a little better, but it's all pretty confusing, to be honest, and I've been here since awhile, kind of.

Whatewer, how do we leawe?

You, uh. Don't. I mean, that is, if there's a thing that you're supposed to do to leave, I don't know what it is, and, I don't think anyone else does, really, either.

Fuckin' useless.

You could try maybe asking Sollux, I think, because he's been here a long time, or also Vriska. I think the human people also know some stuff, so they might also be good for asking for better details than the, uhh, vague ones that I just gave.

Are you HONESTLY suggestin' I ask that wile fuckin' mustardblood for any help whatsoewer? You must be outta your fuckin' sponge--or lackin' one, either a the two fit this situation so fuckin' well right now! But other than him, I'm not about to ask anythin' a spiderbitch, or the fuckin' humans so forget it.

[Scoffing @ u bby.]

I'll fuckin' figure this out on my own.

[Or you know, while he's pestering Karkat.]

Well...

[ you asked me and I'm even lower than that but okay! he should probably not do anything to provoke more outrage, is what he is thinking. ]

That's actually not too bad of an idea, I mean, because a good way to learn to do a thing is to do that thing, theoretically.

video.

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[ so unimpressed. ]

Just how many dead fucktards do we have running around here, outside of dreambubbles, anyway?

... dead? Who's dead?

Half our fucking team, that's who!

[ oops. ]

[ yeah oops. ]

Oh no, what... when? I think I must have possibly missed something, because, uhh, everyone that's here currently seems pretty much mostly alive to me.

[ yknow. mostly. ]

In my timeline, Nitram. Get your think pan working properly or get the fuck out.

I'm just sort of really baffled by this notion, I guess, except, I guess it's still a thing that could happen, uhh, obviously, but still...

It's not a thing that could happen. It's a thing that fucking already happened.

Right, uhh, like... like last time that you were here, you told me that I get to have legs that work again and that I was really enjoying it, the legs-having thing, so, this is sort of not unusual that you know about future stuff.

[ no really he's just the only one that doesn't know. ]

Seems to fucking be that way. Or so John says.

Oh, John is nice, he says lots of stuff that's pretty helpful, usually. He could possibly tell you more about the, uhh, things that you were doing before you went away, especially. I only knew just a little bit, really.

...Do I even want to fucking know?

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