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Once some of you fresh meat are finished freaking the fuck out and actually work towards getting settled into your environments...

Here is a golden opportunity, so open your auricular sponge clots and listen up. I have some eggs that I need to get rid of. Twenty fucking seven eggs, in fact. There's a variety and what doesn't get taken by some happy new partner slash owner gets set free into the wilds to defend itself.

[ not really. he'll ship the remaining eggs to the day care or something. there's still plenty there to snatch up! ]

So don't let them get eaten by wild Sneasels! Just fucking take them! One of the Axew eggs is for the oddly named human Hiccup.

Otherwise? I've got nothing. I do want to ask if anyone has any leads on what the fuck happened the last week, but I'm doubtful that anyone really knows who was behind that shit.

I wonder how long these effects are going to stick around.

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Why not? We can't hatch them all.

What?

Yeah, I was. Just not very strongly. You can't even really fucking tell.

I'd ask if I can have one, but I've barely even left New Bark Town, so I wouldn't know how to get one.

It's Earthling humor.

There's hardly anything of value talking to your lispy mug, but I do it anyway out of the infinite grace that dwell within the bottom of my blood pusher.

[ crawls onto the bed now. ]

Just because you have a hate boner for him doesn't mean I have to have one too.

I'd obviously send it to you via Crobat Courier.

...No.

Crowbat what?

[Mail wasn't a thing where she comes from!]

I don't get how it's supposed to be funny.

Didn't think so.

In other words, I'd send out one of my giant bats to deliver the egg.

i get the circle of life thing and all but...somehow that seems a little harsh.

they're still here.
that's how they're going.
so are the horns, stripes, and basically everything else except for the powers.
the only things that have changed are the fact that i can sit still for more than a minute and i can sleep inside again.
what about you?

Edited 2012-07-25 01:32 (UTC)

Shut up, asshat.

So wwhat wwere you gonna say anywway before wwe wwere so rudely interrupted?

...Oh. Okay. That'd actually be pretty great of you. I just have my 'starter.'

[ Karkat's noticed. he doesn't say anything about that. just is going to roll in the bed. ]

You play with them.

I play with the older ones too. [Keeps rotating the eggs, still showing a little more care with that one swablu egg in the mix. With the last of them moved into place, he gets up and sits back onto the bed a little, idly tapping at the big teeth attached to his mouth.]

I'M KIDDING ABOUT THAT, EGBERT.
OH
I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY.

Good, because I don't want a standard Eevee, I'll take one of those instead. I heard about 7 different evolutions, all different types too. [So yes, she did her homework. Not that she has actually ever seen any of them live in front of her eyes, but...]

Alex is one of the best that I have. I got him because someone was handing out eggs just like this. So I figure why the fuck not.

Just don't be scared of a giant motherfucking bat.

I have some Vaporeons and an Espeon. Pretty durable, let me tell you.

Name and location.

Wondering what the fuck I was getting myself into.

At home I ride on a giant blue dragon. I doubt a bat can be scarier than her.

[She smiles faintly.]

Thanks, though. So, uh...what are you sending? Please don't say a giant bug.

Yeah... Probably not.

I'm thinking Shinx is what I'll end up giving you. They're pretty fast and strong when full grown. And blue.

Thing is, you've got to work at training it. Since you've obviously had experience with vicious beasts, I don't think that will be an issue.

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