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Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[Making a bit of a face.] I'm not staying in a hospital. Karkat fixed it, so it's just a matter of waiting for it to heal again.

[Hi Rose, this guy is six and is still afraid of the doctor. Yep.]

[[Aww come on. Doctors are your friend, Vanitas.]]

I said doctor, not hospital. That would only require an hour visit.

[no never]

Still not going. He'll just say "oh you have half a heart", like I don't already know. Then I'd have to pay him to say that and try to cut me open and I don't think so.

[[But you might get a lollipop. And some heavy duty painkillers for that shoulder.]]

Half a heart? And as far as I know they cannot perform surgery if you do not give them consent.

They were really pushing for it. [... Lollipops are okay. Painkillers that keep him woozy aren't looked upon nicely.]

Perhaps, but they still are not allowed to do so without a yes. However, I won't push the suggestion. [[Well then maybe it'd be better to spend the money for the doctor's visit on a bunch of lollipops instead.]]

[It gets a grunt out of him, but he exhales.] I appreciate that. [Though saying it gets a minorly awkward expression out of him. Clearing his throat, Vani sits up a little straighter.] What's your name?

[[She'll just smiles and nods in return.]] Rose. And yours?

Vanitas. It's nice to meet you is what I'm supposed to say, right? [MEETING NEW PEOPLE AFTER SCREAMING IN PAIN, YEP. Stranger things may have happened.]

As long as that's the case, yes. It's a pleasure to meet you as well. [[At least your not being judged for your scream of pain? THIS COULD BE WORSE.]]

[That's the bonus here.] Mm. So I take it you know Karkat? [Are you a troll too? Is the real question here.]

Indeed. On top of being friends, we hail from the same universe. [[Nope! She's one of the few humans.]]

Troll or human? [Not that he knows for sure yet.] I know bits and pieces of it.

Human, though I have a feeling a few of the people from home would disagree. [[Tavros comes to mind.............]]

Heh. Care if I ask why someone would disagree? I look human and yet I'm not myself.

It's less about looks and more about how I've interacted with them in the past. Let's just say a few of them take some of the things I say at face value a little too often and I may or may not take advantage of that. [[Meaning she's a bitch.]]

Makes sense. [Snorting.] Humans do that all the time, what do they think they're saying when calling that not human? Idiots.

Well back home, the trolls were adamant about their "trolling" techniques. Which is, essentially, what I was doing. Hence why they may disagree as to whether or not I'm actually a troll.

[[It was more just a playful saying Vanitas. She wasn't serious, really!]]

You do what they do at their level and sometimes better, essentially. [He's a troll himself in that regard. And SHHHH!!!]

Exactly. [[Don't suggest that to Karkat though. And yes, fellow not-troll troll. It's always nice collecting these kinds of friends.]]

Sounds like fun.

Oh it is. Sometimes especially with the trolls themselves who still don't know a whole lot about human customs. Or Johto. [[Vanitas, she likes you already.]]

Don't get full of yourself Lalonde.

I'm not, I'm not, but it would be a lie to say a few harmless pieces of misinformation isn't fun to give new trolls who show up here from time to time. [[Especially gullible ones like Eridan.]]

Very good point and I think I need to sit down and watch this next time it happens. [Aka, point out which one is easiest. He's liking her already too, she's not telling him it's bad and mean to do that kind of stuff like.. just about every other girl he's encountered. Heather has probably been the only exception.]

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