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Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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Or at the very least a soda. What's good entertainment without some form of snack?

Good point. Makes more enjoyable.

There's a reason theaters began selling snacks to their guests. They couldn't possibly ignore the small profit margin it makes them.

Small profit? Those candies are always at least ten more than in a normal store.

Small in relevance to the amount they make from the movie itself.

Depends on the movie. I might buy a large thing of popcorn just to throw it at the people in front of me.

That's not nearly as fun as critiquing a movie the people around you are so obviously enjoying, I think.

I can do that to just about any movie. [This is a plan that needs to be done.]

Considering the movies shown here, it should be twice as easy. [[Quick, they need to look up some movie listings.]] I'm beginning to think you and I may have a date in the near future to take.

Something disgustingly cheesy first. Those movies fill up with dopey idiots first.

Action after that. The way some men get riled up over critiquing a "good" action film is always amusing. [[...and then a thought occurs to her.]]

Where are you, by chance?

Mahogany, for now. Karkat already got his badge, so we probably will be going to Blackthorn next.

Oh good. That's not too terribly far away then. My friends and I will have to catch up with you two in that case.

There's a blind guy and a prissy princess here too. [Sollux and Eridan.] So by friends, more people from your world?

I'm going to guess that the blind one is Sollux. As for prissy princess... [[What kind of prissy princess would Karkat let travel with them?]] I'm at a loss as to who that could be.

Indeed. Two humans, in fact.

Yeah. The priss is Eridan. He demands a house every time they change cities because he has some irrational fear of strangers crawling into bed with him or something.

Would they get any kicks out of the theater plans?

Eridan. I really should have guessed. [[Snort of bemusement.]] You have my sympathies.

As for the other two I'm not sure. John might not, depending on just how terrible the movie is. Jade... don't know if Jade's ever been to the movie theaters yet. She may actually want to sit and enjoy the experience.

Now, if my brother were still here, he would be more than enthusiastic to join us.

Give those sympathies to Karkat. He works to pay for three people.

We'll just have to put them in a different movie. Heh, brother, huh?

Oh, my sympathies certainly go to him. I've been in that position before. A movie dealing with ghosts should be adequate to entertain them and yes, brother. Dave Strider, to be exact. You may have heard of him, he's been here enough times.

I haven't, unfortunately. So he has the same sense of humor as us?

Possibly worse so. Or better, depending on how you'd like to take that.

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