019 ♋ Voice

[usedshooshpap]

Vanitas, would you fucking like to stop your constant need to squirm around?

Shut up, I need a minute to prepare

[ snort. ] If you tense up, you'll only make this fucking worse for yourself.

[ so, so dry. ] Oh, ha ha, you say that like it's not going to hurt. Give me something to bite. [ a beat. ] Your arm is preferred.

It will only hurt like the human conception of Hell for a few seconds, you big wiggler. If you need something to bite, then use your Vanillish. C'mon, Will. Get over here.

[ there's the thudding of footsteps followed by a low 'Axorrrr' from Will, Karkat's Haxorus. ]

I'm not biting that, it tastes like crap! And it's going to hurt long after you shove it back into place, idiot! Get me something to bite or I'm calling this off.

[ another groan. ] Oh my god. Fine! [ the sound that hits the Gear is Karkat digging through his bag. ] Take my extra shirt, shit for brains.

[ there's a grunt and Karkat starts again: ] On the count of three. One... Two - [ insert pop sound and a roar. ] Three.

FFUCK! [ that's a scream, not a yell. ]

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[breedslilacs]

Human, though I have a feeling a few of the people from home would disagree. [[Tavros comes to mind.............]]

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[shadowdive]

Heh. Care if I ask why someone would disagree? I look human and yet I'm not myself.

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[breedslilacs]

It's less about looks and more about how I've interacted with them in the past. Let's just say a few of them take some of the things I say at face value a little too often and I may or may not take advantage of that. [[Meaning she's a bitch.]]

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[shadowdive]

Makes sense. [Snorting.] Humans do that all the time, what do they think they're saying when calling that not human? Idiots.

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[breedslilacs]

Well back home, the trolls were adamant about their "trolling" techniques. Which is, essentially, what I was doing. Hence why they may disagree as to whether or not I'm actually a troll.

[[It was more just a playful saying Vanitas. She wasn't serious, really!]]

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[shadowdive]

You do what they do at their level and sometimes better, essentially. [He's a troll himself in that regard. And SHHHH!!!]

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[breedslilacs]

Exactly. [[Don't suggest that to Karkat though. And yes, fellow not-troll troll. It's always nice collecting these kinds of friends.]]

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[shadowdive]

Sounds like fun.

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[breedslilacs]

Oh it is. Sometimes especially with the trolls themselves who still don't know a whole lot about human customs. Or Johto. [[Vanitas, she likes you already.]]

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[usedshooshpap]

Don't get full of yourself Lalonde.

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[breedslilacs]

I'm not, I'm not, but it would be a lie to say a few harmless pieces of misinformation isn't fun to give new trolls who show up here from time to time. [[Especially gullible ones like Eridan.]]

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[shadowdive]

Very good point and I think I need to sit down and watch this next time it happens. [Aka, point out which one is easiest. He's liking her already too, she's not telling him it's bad and mean to do that kind of stuff like.. just about every other girl he's encountered. Heather has probably been the only exception.]

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[breedslilacs]

I've only ever done it privately once, so surely the opportunity will arise again eventually. [[Definitely no need to worry about that here. If anything, she'd probably jump in to help, depending.]]

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[shadowdive]

[This is the beginning of a hilarious, trolling friendship.] It sure will since it happened once before.

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[breedslilacs]

[[There are no better kinds of friendship, really. Other friendships just can't compare.]] I shall do my best to impress.

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[shadowdive]

I'll be watching. Just tell me a few minutes in advanced so I can make popcorn. It'll be like a good movie and not some of the crap I've seen on the televisions here.

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[breedslilacs]

[[Chuckling, she offers a mock salute.]] Of course. You have to return the favor though.

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[shadowdive]

Right, course. Need a bag of popcorn to go with it? [All sorts of amused right now.]

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[breedslilacs]

Or at the very least a soda. What's good entertainment without some form of snack?

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[shadowdive]

Good point. Makes more enjoyable.

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[breedslilacs]

There's a reason theaters began selling snacks to their guests. They couldn't possibly ignore the small profit margin it makes them.

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[shadowdive]

Small profit? Those candies are always at least ten more than in a normal store.

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[breedslilacs]

Small in relevance to the amount they make from the movie itself.

Video; and now they need to go see a movie to do this the whole time

[shadowdive]

Depends on the movie. I might buy a large thing of popcorn just to throw it at the people in front of me.

Video; yes this is the obvious end result. i would be totally down for this.

[breedslilacs]

That's not nearly as fun as critiquing a movie the people around you are so obviously enjoying, I think.