004 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

Comments

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

No, you can't deny it! You want us licking you and telling you about cherry or tomatoes or whatever else we come up with that fits. It will be hilarious.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Oh my fucking god you insufferable little shit...

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

What? You know it's true.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Get those sick images out of your fucking thinkpan!

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't have any images in my thinkpan!

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Fuck! How did I let you troll me so fucking easily?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Maybe you just wanted to think about it?

It would be pretty funny after all.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

No, it would not be funny. It would be humiliating.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

No it wouldn't. You'd just be doing me a favor and letting me learn how to see like that.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

And why would I have to be the object lesson?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

...Because you're my best friend?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ . . . oh you little ]

Dammit.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

See? You can't even deny it.

I guess you're off the hook for now, though, since TZ still isn't here again. WN doesn't really want me licking people anyway.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

..Who?

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[THE LOOK YOU ARE GETTING, KARKAT. YEAH HE'S EAVESDROPPING.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ looking back at! why are you dropping all of the eaves!? ]

Don't you give me that fucking look!

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

You really shouldn't talk about such things in public, Kar. Kinda distasteful.

[And jealousy inducing. But whatever.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one who fucking said it!

[ and it's kind of revolting, having his blood being the center of attention for two blind trolls. do you really think he wants that? ]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

Hey, guilty by association. He's YOUR best friend, after all.

[WHO KNOWS, Equius like hoofbeasts, maybe Karkat has a hatefetish for his own blood.]

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Did you not see where I was fucking disgusted by it?

[ ... well. ]</small.

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

No, I was distracted by my own disgust.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ kind of a good time to start learning to think about others first. this is not how pity works, Eridan. so have an arching brow. ]

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[sciencebipches.livejournal.com]

[Have a stare back--oh wait. Fuck.]

... Either way, you hawe a disgustin' friend, I don't know why you put up with him.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ his lip twitches, just a bit. ]

Hey, man. Your black desires don't reflect on my friendships.

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[forevveraglub.livejournal.com]

[Wha--]

Hey! That piece a filth hardly is worthy a my black affections! He's not ewen fit to be in a riwalry with me, I'm astonished you ewen made that accusation, Kar.