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[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

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[ Certainly demonstrates the versatility of the word! Minato tilts his head at the camera, looking past Karkat to the trees beyond. Pretty sure that's Goldenrod...okay! Helptime. ]

Ilex Forest, right?

[ it's like an accent, man. ]

What was your first clue?

[ /8D\ ]

You're almost there! Hopefully, uhh, it will be most likely worth it, after such an arduous trip.

With all of the shit that I've put up with? It had better be fucking worth it.

I think it probably will be. It was for me, when I did the long and difficult journey without stopping, and, even though I fainted, uhh, when I got here, all the aftermath stuff since that point has been mostly pretty much great. So maybe as long as you don't also do the fainting thing. Or, I guess as long as Eridan doesn't, either, because that would also be unfortunate.

I'm pretty sure I tried telling you it was stupid. You were the one that didn't want to listen to me.

How much longer is a little longer?

Do I even want to know how you fucking managed that one?

Goldenrod on the horizon.

[ What is this human thing called detecting sarcasm. ]

Not much farther.

Yeah, but then you would have fucking missed the rare opportunity I have presented to you: justified gloating. Treasure it, for it won't last.

[ sighs and thinks about how to answer the question. ]

Few hours. Probably could cut this down to two hours if I was feeling zealous, but Rose's pokebeast here has been nothing but cooperative.

[ in other words, he doesn't feel like making the thing tired. 8( ]

That was sort of a question that really didn't need to be answered.

Edited 2011-11-06 21:13 (UTC)

Uh-huh. [ And...an idea occurs! ]

...do you have Surf?

How can I possibly have that, only being a month into this fucking journey?

Thought maybe your friend would.

[ opens his mouth... closes it. ]

You probably don't.

Ooooon the upside, you're almost there?

That's the only reason I am currently not flipping all of my shit.

Good choice there, Nitram.

He's been here for just as long as I have.

...this is you only semi-flipping your shit?

This is me being relatively calm and accepting of the shit that was handed over to me on a glimmering, shimmering silver platter.

[OH YEAH HAVE A GLARE.]

Like I knew we'd deal with all those grassbeasts, for-fuckin'-giwe me. Other than bein' in that forest, waterbeasts are the best there are, no denyin' it.

[Though, he gives the sight of Goldenrod a conflicted stare.]

Thank god we're BASICALLY at Goldenrod though, about fuckin' time. Now we can deal with all the annoyances and headaches the others hawe in store for us. Fan-fuckin'-tastic.

Edited 2011-11-06 21:27 (UTC)

Oh. Never mind, then.

[ No shortcut for you, Vantas! ]

...you're right about Metapods, though.

Better than just plain shit, I guess.

It's not really the part of what I said that's important, uhh, anyway. The important part is the arrival of the two of you without that thing that I said that happened, happening! And it probably won't.

I hope.

[ uh-oh. ]

Should, uhh, should I go and wait for you guys to get here...

It's a forest, Ampora. What did you expect?

[ irritated siiiigh. but his eyes go back to the sight of Goldenrod up ahead. ]

You really don't want to see everyone?

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