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[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

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I think it probably will be. It was for me, when I did the long and difficult journey without stopping, and, even though I fainted, uhh, when I got here, all the aftermath stuff since that point has been mostly pretty much great. So maybe as long as you don't also do the fainting thing. Or, I guess as long as Eridan doesn't, either, because that would also be unfortunate.

Do I even want to know how you fucking managed that one?

[ opens his mouth... closes it. ]

You probably don't.

Good choice there, Nitram.

It's not really the part of what I said that's important, uhh, anyway. The important part is the arrival of the two of you without that thing that I said that happened, happening! And it probably won't.

I hope.

[ uh-oh. ]

Should, uhh, should I go and wait for you guys to get here...

It's not likely to happen at this point. We're not stupid enough to fall victim to anymore ridiculous shenanigans.

Do what you want, Tavros. I'm sure your wheeled device can handle it.

Well, it would be on the back of my hoofbeast that I would be waiting, since, the combination of a rude digbeast and also a rude troll that I don't want to talk about, normally, destroyed the four-wheel device, recently.

[ pause for consideration! ]

Yes, uhh, okay, I think I will possibly go and wait by the Pokemon Center sometime in the near future.

You haven't caught that little shit, have you?

No. I even had some acquaintances that were willing to assist me with the Diglett, but nothing worked. It attacked Vriska and so, uhh, I chased it away.

[ is that a vague expression of kind of pissed off on Tavros' face at that memory? it suuuure is. also not adding that the diglett came back like 10 minutes later. ]

Jegus fuck. How strong is that thing?

It must be a high level of being, or maybe just inordinately quick, and also a big jerk that bites people and knocks them down for no reason!

Are you waxing a little black for this thing, Tavros?

What? [ daljd ] No! That's a terrible thing to even say.

[ no he totally is. hatemance with the diglett. ]

Are you questioning my skills in the area of romance, shit head?

No... well, okay, yes, maybe, because, why would I ever even feel that way about a rude digbeast, that's just all around a generally, uhh, horrible situation in a lot of ways.

You were just so emotional about this thing.

Well, yes, but the thing is that I don't approve of the way in which it treated Vriska, uhh, even though she probably deserves it in some way, it was still not an acceptable behavior for a Pokemon beast to display!

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