004 ♋ Video

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[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

Comments

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

What? You know it's true.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Get those sick images out of your fucking thinkpan!

[video]

[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't have any images in my thinkpan!

[video]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Fuck! How did I let you troll me so fucking easily?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Maybe you just wanted to think about it?

It would be pretty funny after all.

[video]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

No, it would not be funny. It would be humiliating.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

No it wouldn't. You'd just be doing me a favor and letting me learn how to see like that.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

And why would I have to be the object lesson?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

...Because you're my best friend?

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

[ . . . oh you little ]

Dammit.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

See? You can't even deny it.

I guess you're off the hook for now, though, since TZ still isn't here again. WN doesn't really want me licking people anyway.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

..Who?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

WN? He's just a friend I met here. His name's Watanuki.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Doesn't he realize that you cold fucking see better if you gave a licking to two?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

I don't think humans work like that, really, so he doesn't really get it. He's been trying to teach me how to use human braille, though.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

How did we ever create such an ass backwards race?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

Who knows? They aren't completely awful once you get to know them, though. At least, the ones I know aren't too bad.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Is your sudden interest in humans because you are one now or...?

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

No, and it's not really sudden. I've been here for almost half a sweep, KK. I've just met a couple in that time that I kind of like.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

This is going to take some fucking getting used to.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

You mean the humans, or everyone being here longer than you? Because they're both kind of weird.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You making human friends.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

It's not that weird. I didn't even know what humans were the first time I got here so all that stuff in the Veil didn't really matter. And you were already friends with some of them by the time I got here so I kind of had to put up with them.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

It is that fucking weird, Sollux.

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[p2iioniichacker.livejournal.com]

It shouldn't be!