004 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

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[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Lady, you don't even know the fucking half of it.

[ well he considers the question. does he wish he could be happier? of course he does. however things like that are for wigglers. it's not about being happy. it's about surviving. ]

Shit like that is just an illusion.

permavoice

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I don't get why you wouldn't be able to seek and receive happiness. Plenty of less deserving people have received it after all.

[ riling him up riling him up lalalala riling him up riling him up riling him up to be an alchemist~ ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

It's a futile effort. Just when you think you're able to obtain it, it gets ripped right from fucking under you. Life doesn't give you the breaks that you adequately deserve. Some grubfuckers have all of the luck and others don't. That's reality.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see, you're one of those people. The ones that believe that true happiness isn't for men to seek. The rules to life can easily be rewritten if you have the right ink.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

No, people can see it all they want. They're fucking grubtarded though.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I disagree. I've seen a various number of successes in my time.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

I've never known a troll to be "happy" like humans oh so frolic around proclaiming to be while holding fucking hands.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

That's not what happy is. That's delusional. [ 8| zing. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

They're synonymous.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Not really. I've met many fools that weren't happy; and I've met many happy people that weren't fools.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

And what's your point in talking goddamn philosophy?

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Do you really think this talk was just about philosophy? [ she is trying to offer you something Karkat |: ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

You tell me.

[ and he's suspicious. ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

It's certainly possible. One just simply has to find the source and find ways to eliminate it or just work around it. What causes you trouble? [ inb4 everything. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The better fucking question is, what doesn't cause me some form of trouble.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

The unseen agony in your life must be intolerable. [ She states this in a fairly sympathetic voice, but, inside she's just mocking and laughing, sadly. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Shit happens at a fairly consistent rate.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I would have never guessed being kidnapped into another world could possibly mean that there'd be obstacles here. What an amazing discovery. [ .... she is rather caustic ): sorry ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

...I am referring to life before here. Wow.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I would have never guessed the journey of life could possibly mean that there'd be obstacles. What an amazing discovery.

[ ....She might as well just troll back and earn his respects by that, right, right???? ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Lady, you don't even know the fucking meaning of obstacles!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, well, I wasn't aware that you were able to tell my history in a single glance. Praise be omniscience.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Are you fucking dumb? Where you dropped on your nubs as a grub?

It's basic logic and deduction. I highly doubt that your society is as violent and hate driven as mine. We're constantly fighting for our own goddamn worthless lives from the day that we hatch and writhe out of the fucking slime.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you're going to have to define your terms for me. I don't think I understand uncivilized terms to humanity.

[ oh, karkat, this lady has been making societies violent and hate driven for 250 years ... but... ]

That is a rather sad story. Sounds exactly like Ishval. [ oh. wait. she'll totally match it. :| with something she made :| right now, the fourth wall breaking abilities to read brackets would have the most pissed (unsure) face ever. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Nubs. Protrusions. In some cases it means your ass. In others, your horns. Then every now and then we call the digits on your hand nubs. There's also a cartilage nub, or nose. Shit, it's like giving a blue blood a schoolfing on how to use language outside of their vernacular.

I don't know how humans mature, so like hell I can equate it to anything other than a troll equivalent. A grub. I assume humans don't go through variations stages in their life cycle before reaching maturity.

Lastly, don't you dare fucking throw out pity like it's Twelfth Perigee's Eve. I don't need it.