004 ♋ Video

[usedshooshpap]

[ so the camera is a little shaky. so sue him. what's clear though, this the fact that Goldenrod is clearly visible in the distance. there's still a good three hours left for Karkat ( and Eridan ) left to travel, but they're almost there. ]

The next time I want to go the long way around to do shit, someone stop be from being so goddamn ambitious. I don't think being stuck in a forest for that long was good for either of us. Fucking grubs... I'll be so content if I never have to see another Metapod or whatever those other nookslurping things are that constantly use that one move over and fucking over again until their defense can't go up anymore.

Not to mention, some particular fuckass I am traveling with only has fucking water pokebeasts! Fucking worthless sack of -

[ and he catches himself with a hiss. it's his irritation talking, really. ]

Only a little longer and then some, I don't know, touching pump felt reunion can happen or whatever it is that humans do. I thought about sending Josie ahead, but it seemed a little fucking pointless.

Comments

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Lady, you don't even know the fucking meaning of obstacles!

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Well, well, I wasn't aware that you were able to tell my history in a single glance. Praise be omniscience.

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Are you fucking dumb? Where you dropped on your nubs as a grub?

It's basic logic and deduction. I highly doubt that your society is as violent and hate driven as mine. We're constantly fighting for our own goddamn worthless lives from the day that we hatch and writhe out of the fucking slime.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you're going to have to define your terms for me. I don't think I understand uncivilized terms to humanity.

[ oh, karkat, this lady has been making societies violent and hate driven for 250 years ... but... ]

That is a rather sad story. Sounds exactly like Ishval. [ oh. wait. she'll totally match it. :| with something she made :| right now, the fourth wall breaking abilities to read brackets would have the most pissed (unsure) face ever. ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

Nubs. Protrusions. In some cases it means your ass. In others, your horns. Then every now and then we call the digits on your hand nubs. There's also a cartilage nub, or nose. Shit, it's like giving a blue blood a schoolfing on how to use language outside of their vernacular.

I don't know how humans mature, so like hell I can equate it to anything other than a troll equivalent. A grub. I assume humans don't go through variations stages in their life cycle before reaching maturity.

Lastly, don't you dare fucking throw out pity like it's Twelfth Perigee's Eve. I don't need it.

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

Pity? You have me mistaken. I don't pity. [ Point blank. She really doesn't care if your troll civilization is alive and kicking or if it died off. Well, she actually does but only because she wants to steal ideas. ]

Ah, I see, thank you for the clarification. My apologies I live in the 1910s. [ The last part sounds astoundingly sarcastic, if not bitter. ]

You assume wrongly. We first begin as infants, grow into children and begin to go under a transformation, also known as puberty, in order to become adolescents...[ Karkat if you don't stop her soon you're going to get a lot more information then you ever wanted ]

[homofuckiens.livejournal.com]

The fuck is the 1910's?

[ yeah, not even bothering to pay attention. That's not what he meant. ]

[usedrecover.livejournal.com]

The 1910s is a time period back on Earth. I'm not sure when or where your time is from, but perhaps some asking around could do you some good.

[ whatever, whatever, she'll take it as your concession. ): ]

[ ooc: Sorry for the lateness! LJ decided I shouldn't tag last night ): ]