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Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] usedshooshpap) wrote2013-02-01 11:07 pm

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Oh my god... How can anyone want to stick around one place for longer than a few weeks when there's so much shit to get done? I've been settled in Vermillion for only about three weeks and I am already going absolutely shithive maggots. Maybe the best idea is to just blaze through those last few badges, I don't know. What I do know is that one way or another, I am getting the merry fuck on my way. Screw waiting for the weather warm up.

I think my Pichu is feeling it too because he's kind of sparking here and there. Is that normal? Like, my Ampharos when she was a Mareep had this problem, but what the shit do I do to avoid getting shocked this time around? It's not like I can just take care when brushing him! That and he thinks every damn thing is funny at the moment and it just sets him off! Right now it's a never ending spiral of shocking, what I think is giggling, and more shocking. Just make it stop, oh my god.

[ as if on cue, a little Pichu can be heard chiming in and an aggravated huff from a Zangoose. Karkat... he just groans. sighs... ]

Unrelated to all of the globetickling bulgehumps out there and my own trainer problems - which is to say that this message is only for those of my particular joint universes - where the blithering fuck is everyone? I just met up with Eridan a few days ago, but what about everyone else?



[ private to Rose ]

So um. There's a little bit of a problem.

I could ask Kanaya, but I thought... Uh...

[ /private ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Hmmm ♊ feruiido keruiido)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-02 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, usually, if you get that giant stick out your ass it goes by a lot easier.

[Sollux is the certified master of lying around. While other people were out making fools of themselves at Halloween parties across the nation, he spent like three weeks on the beaches of Olivine. But at least he got a badge out of it, so he wasn't completely useless for all that time, right?]

And about the sparking... well, my Luxray does the same thing all the time, but I think that's just her. She gets unreasonably excited about battling and stuff, and sparks a lot then. But to be honest, not nearly as bad as that.

I think your Pichu is just high.

[... Sollux.]
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[personal profile] papshooshing 2013-02-02 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us like to be productive Captor. I know it's hard for you to understand without numbers raining down on the viewport. For the sake of the rest of us, please step down from your goddamn pedestal of laziness.

Del never sparked this much. He was always well fucking behaved. Personally, I think you're the one that's no room to give me any sort of grief about the wellness of my beasts when you can't deal with your own personal issues, shitsponge.

[ he's talked to Aradia about a certain disagreement ~ ]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Annoyed ♊ ii2 way overplanned)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-02 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, fuck you, I am doing plenty of things out here. Just because I'm stuck here waiting for everyone else to get their asses in gear and beat Bugsy doesn't mean I'm lazy. [He's got so many projects, Karkat. So many.]

And hey, my Pokémon are doing perfectly fine! They're just... new, that's all.

[SOLLUX HAS HAD A LOT OF DISAGREEMENTS IN HIS LIFE, you're going to have to be more specific than that.]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Shrug ♊ colder every day)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, Vantas, but no matter how big a stick I have up my ass, the answer to that question is still "you" by virtue of your stick's size and prominence. It's just always there.
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Go fuck yourself.
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
You suffer so much.

[He's practically growling.]

I don't want to talk about it.
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Behind ♊ loud and clearly)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Silence. Silence for a long, long time.]

...Let it fester, I don't care...

[Almost all of the usual venom has been taken out of his voice. What should have been a grouse just sounds hollow.]
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Troll ♊ 2nappiing the bow2triing)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a wait before the next recording comes in. When it does, Sollux has changed location; he's now locked himself in what looks like a hotel room. Lights are pretty much off, except for one, and the rest of the place is empty. What comes out of his mouth over the course of this conversation is going to be... unattractive, he can tell already.]

Okay, it does! Fine. It does. It bothers me.

I'm just so pissed. If I were, fuck, say, a normal person, I'd be able to figure this out! [Oooh, I feel a self-deprecating rant coming on.]
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of fuckin' people do! Nepeta and Equius do! They know exactly what their one, singular center of sentience and activity are doing and they've got it all damn fine. Fuck, even you do, and all you've got going for you is a bunch of shitty movies! But nope, not me. All I can do is flounder around uselessly in the presence of perfectly good, functional people until my wriggling sends me over a goddamn fucking cliff!
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Sollux dedicates a moment to panting, because that was a lot of talk in not a lot of breaths. Once he gets ahold of his lungs again, he starts working on the rest of him; that fails, inevitably.]

Yeah, but you can sort it out. Like, you're actually physically capable.

I'm not.
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Unsure ♊ two tell me anyway)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's not my own.

Everyone's brain is already split in two, left and right, we know that. But the problem ain't my brain. It's my mind. That doesn't change with the body, KK, that doesn't change!
viiru2alert: manipul8trix (Unsure ♊ ii wanna know what2)

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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
How the fuck am I supposed to get anyone's help on this? [Fixing a hard, hard stare on the Gear camera.]
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[personal profile] viiru2alert 2013-02-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I mean how.

As in what the fuck do I do.

[And then, realizing that sounded way too much like asking for help (which, incidentally, is exactly what it was), Sollux promptly takes a completely different direction to the question after a stilted moment of silence.]

It's my problem, not anyone else's. Unless they can jump into my brain and fix the circuitry like so many badly-plotted science fiction movies, I don't see what can be accomplished here.

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